In support of slavery

Mizzou is.

Last night I watched the "border war documentary" on Metro Sports and it sucked.
I came out of it just hating Mizzou even more to the point where it was difficult for me to sleep because I was so fired up.

The thing that is great about being a Jayhawk, or one of the many things that's great about it, is that we shoot for titles, and mizz shoots for beating KU.

In 2 weeks Mizz will learn once again that they are not going to a BCS bowl, since they are a football school this will upset them, and then they can have another 3 months before they don't make a final four, so business as usual.

All week, I've been ready to concede this game on Saturday, they have so much speed, our D is weak, no Jake Sharp, not sure about our playing calling, people are banged up, the reasons I believed we are going to lose are countless, but then something happened yesterday.

My aunt, the hot one as all of you that have met her call her, is married to a guy with a really pussy hand shake, like scary weak, and he likes Mizz and he's not to loud about it because he hasn't had anything to bark about since I've known him.
So I told him congrats on his impending victory on Saturday and he wasn't so sure that Mizz would win, I thought, fucking douche, of course you will, and then I realized maybe he was being an arrogant prick, and I thought well shitfire I'm even more pissed at this fucking guy.
So the game Saturday doesn't mean shit, KU is going to the Insight Bowl and Mizz will probably wind up in the Alamo or Holiday, but what is important is shutting them the fuck up.
Kicking their ass would make me insanely happy and I think its gonna happen.

I will not be attending the game, because I am not a good fan, obviously, so for those of you that are attending, good luck and have fun, my weak ass will be on the couch, warm.
Rock Chalk

Gobble day (40th post)

Things I am thankful for KU edition---
That Bill Self is our coach
TR5
KM especially his hands (if that sounds gay that doesn't bother me, nope)
That all the lame KU fans are not attending every basketball game, making it a lot easier for me to go, and in the end I only care about my happiness so this is good.
That we aren't scheduled to play Syracuse for well ever
Cole's progress into an outstanding big man
Tyshawn Taylor having the lighest shoes ever (if you are stupid that means he's really fast and I'm sorry that you are dumbass)
TWINS

to all of Hawk Nation, have a sweet fucking ass turkey day and here's to a win on Friday and Saturday
Rock Chalk

p.s. I realized you could search the blog the other day so I searched "fuck" and every post came up, so I wasn't about to end the streak, everybody has to have something that seperates them from the rest

Sherron Collins

Hates winning.

Cole 45

Just a quick post while I am on hold.
This guy, well he's going to be on the Jayhawks in the NBA video, and probably pretty soon at this rate.
He's a legit 6-10 to 6-11, he's very fluid, which is a good word to describe you if you are tall and want to make money playing hoops.
And the fact of the matter is that you can't teach height and the NBA is starved for true centers and that is exactly what this kid is.

If he finsihes the year averaging 15 - 10 and 3 blocks, he's certainly going to be projected to go very high.
This will be interesting to see how he progresses and if he stays.
At any rate on behalf of 1024mississippi, I want to thank you for playing a $ game last night, job well done.
1 down 3 to go
Let's get another W tonight.
Rock Chalk

4 games this week, giddy up

So your defending National Champs and the reigning Orange Bowl champs have a combined 4 games in the next 6 days, so that's fucking balls awesome.

Allot (Reals) has happened since the last post.
OU teabagged Tech, which was nice.
Mizzou beat a ranked team in hoops, yawn.
K-st hired a guy as old as McCain.
I met one of the greatest Kansas Basketball players of all time.

So let's move quick.
KU is heading to the Insight or Independence bowl per CBS and ESPN, I'd bank on the Insight bowl against Wisconsin, but we won't know for sure until after the Mizz game.

Playing missery in Camerohead, which I'm way over, and ALLOT KU fans are getting rid of their tickets, so look for a pro AIDS crowd, good times.

If KU can beat MU with Brian Luke at the helm, then they sure as shit can win on Saturday, and I think they will, but that's how I get down.

SO CBE tonight and tomorrow. This will be a really good early season barometer (I never thought we'd use that word here, but hey between fuck and barometer we got our shit covered)
Looking forward to seeing what the squad looks like with 6 days of practice and not playing in the Mecca of college hoops.

Last night I went to the Hall of Fame

(this just came across via e-mail) -- Thought for the day: "Cockgobbler" is one of the finest words around. Use it in reference to a Tiger at least twice a day this week. Preferably in face-to-face fashion.

so last night.
I met Danny Manning, Cole, Twins (and anyone who says they can tell them apart when they aren't in their unis is full of shit, they are the same person X 2) Sherron, fake Mario Chalmers and Coach Dooley, real good times.
All the guys we're really down to earth and sweet enough to sign my ticket stub, so that was awesome, looking forward to supporting them this evening after I clown some Grinders.

So be good Hawk's and get ready for a balltastic week.
Rock Chalk

Triple threat

1st-
Had lunch today at Applebee's, and had probably the biggest douche ever server.
Highlights include but not limited to
RB- How's it going?
Douche - "well i'm at work so it could always be better but at least I have a job so that's good"

also dude asked to see my ID on a $9.88 ticket, fucker.
I'm thinking this is further evidence that if I don't cheer for you athletically and you have earrings, you are a douche

2nd - (the banner is next, so scroll down if need be)
Our football team has now lost 2 commitments, one was a dick, the other was lazy so while it isn't the end of the world, in the best interest of keeping the blognation educated in all things, KU, I figured I drop this on you.

Insight Bowl is pretty much a lock and its also pretty much a lock that Chase Daniel is going to fuck us up Transformer style, and no I don't know what that means but the last time I blogged about forceful anal sex I got an earful from the secretary of the blog headquarters. (see my roomie)

3rd- Banner
Awesome, it still is weird, like I wasn't sure how I was supposed to get involved in the game against Florida Gulf Coast, which I bet would be the easiest place ever to score ass, you can't be smart and go there, its not possible.

Having the team go to one side of the floor and watch the whole thing was really cool, the vide per usual was awesome and it was very cool to know that no one else was doing what we were doing at that exact moment.
You get chill when you think about it because it was so unreal. From our seats I looked past 13 Final Four banners to see our 5 National Champions banners and that's a hell of a rush.


As for the team, I'm going to withhold judgement until they play at least ten real games, but there is something there and with a stable/bad ass point and an anchor, you give yourself a shot everytime out.

Rock Chalk

PX2, P squared, The Truth, Jayhawk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdzIavJbp-c

I'm sitting on the couch last night trying to figure out why the heat didn't have Chalmers in at the end when he was creating shots for his team and getting to line, while still being leaps and bounds better than that little white PG Quinn from ND and I saw this highlight.

So I'm not going to ruin it, but I should have know this happened.
When you're the truth, you're the truth.
Rock Chalk

Let's get shit straight

"I had to deal with 13 players who were devastated, and in each of them in their own right, they thought they were responsible," Calipari said. "I had a staff that felt devastated. I had a campus, a city. People cried in this city. If we had won, there is no city that would be impacted as much as we were."Lawrence wasn't as impacted. That's their fifth national title. Here in Memphis, we all needed this. We all needed that. We deserved to do it. So what we're at Memphis? So what we're not in the BCS? We had the best team."

From ESPN

If this blog was a person it would be the kind of person to show up to a fight by the oak trees after school with an AK, why, because this blog doesn't fuck around, this blog will kick your ass, fuck yo bitch and then tell you about it, kind of like Tupac.

So let's break down the amazing quote from Calamari. That guy is a fucking tool, what a douche.

It's odd that his "dream team" didn't win, oh that's right because you built a team of street ballers and you put them through that rigorous schedule that is C-USA, so why wouldn't they be prepared to play Kansas.

While your degenerate team was busy slamming balls off the court, delaying the game after an oop and running into Cole like a thug, we were getting ready to party all over your ass and after Mario made it rain, we basically teabagged you for 5 minutes straight, you're whole squad and all your fans, so deal with it, you had to eat our nuts.

Why don't you concentrate on coaching your squad and quit reliving the game you lost.

on a whole different tip-

while waiting for the replay of the KU game on Metro Sports, I caught some Mizz postgame and whoever they were talking to from the Zou, thinks they are going to win the Big 12, right.

in case you missed it I thought it should be pointed out.

Calamari- You wife is ugly too. Pound sand

love-rb

Rock Chalk

halftime party time

TWINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Looks like I am right on again in my predictions, just call me Cleo the crystal ball person.
Twins: more points than fouls, check.
Play some D, check. We always can get better but the D looked MUCH better.

I told the roomster that we'd win by 40. Check on that shit, too.

So obviously its right after the game now and no I'm not going to change the title of this blogsertion, because its my blog and when your squad balls out all over some squad you can name the blog.

Cole - he was way toooo talented for ESU, but he did look good. I like him showing a low post repertoire and an outside J plus he still does that silly free throw motion.

Sherron ron ron- Bad ASS, Roy, would you like to have Collins instead of Lawson, huh. And hey you atheist Coach K, how's Paulus.
I'm loving Sherron telling the whole nation how his as taste all year long, dude is gnarly good.

Twin- Played EXCEPTIONAL, POG, Marcus, loved his game today, guy makes plays, he is smooth and is only going to get better, he played about 100 times better than a week ago.

Kieff Records- He's going to be good and should continue to get better throughout the year, he has the tools and he hasn't yet showed his range but we did get a glimpse of some of his versatility and perimeter skills.

TI aka Releford aka attended more games than any KU recruit ever- Played good, I'm not ready to start sucking his dick yet, but he was in the right place a lot of the time and he seemed to get more comfortable as the game wore on

Fake Mario Chalmers aka Tyshawn Taylor- Well how this guy was not ranked in the top 15 is beyond me, he had 3 no looks that I can count he can get to the tin whenever he wants. He showed a good shot at late night. His D was good and he has that "it" factor and he makes other s around him better

reed- spot up shooter, the sooner we accept that the happier we will all be, anything else he does is gravy or italian dressing or A1 whatever you want to call it.

Brady aka Pajamas- he can ball out a little he is very white like Kelting but he has some brother in his game, I think he'll be a good contributor for this team and he can obviously shoot the pill, and he's kind of a little vroom vroom to him

hard to be too upset with tonight, but I know NCHCBS will tell them they aren't shit and they haven't even won a game that counts yet and get them ready for Sunday.

Congrats to you, fan of the best college basketball program in the land, the program is strong and they showed it tonight, I'll be totally honest with you I might be gay for Twins and Taylor, plus throw in the Sherron mania and Cole.
(blogger note- if anyone ever refers to Cole as "the sheriff" on here, you won't be welcome on here, honestly I doubt there is anything I can do to ban you but I will not want you here and I'll probably have to tell the entire blog nation that you hit old women or some shit)

Sleep tight little Jayhawks, tomorrow we will welcome one of the best PF's to head to Mt. Oread in awhile.
Thomas Robinson, looking forward to you making your Jayhawk status official tomorrow.
Rock Chalk

glorified practice plus a bunch of other random thoughts that you should be glad I am sharing with you

Here's what I'm looking for tonight---
Will Q replicate his performance from last week or will he frosh it up and struggle.
Will the twins have more points that fouls, I say yes.
How much does the white duo of brady and reed play?
do we stop people on D.

honestly it'll be a blowout and i'm sure there will be some plays that make it worth while but I just want to see the team progress.

Big Blue Monday -------------------------------

Went to this last night and other than the fact that the last people there won tickets to tonights game, it was kind of a waste of my time.
Here's the deal, it was Keegan, Bukaty and Brady McColon or whatever his name is.

They said precisely nothing, seriously nothing, Keegan bitched that he doesn't have access to the locker room, shockingly no one cared.

Then they predicted that Sal Capra would start at a OG spot for us next year, which scared me. And also told us that we should be happy that we are going to a bowl and we should be happy if we make the Bog Dance, hey way to shoot for the stars fellas, seriously was a borderline shitty beat writer your dream?
Unreal.

Keegan was really good last year so I'll give him a pass.
Bukaty is an ugly Erin Andrews, but aren't we all, chick is wicked hot.
And Brady McMoron, he just sucks.

None of these turds mentioned Sherron Collins at all when discussing hoops, so that was cute and gained them a shit load of cred.
I think next time I should do the BBM, it would have been better for all involved.

here are the questions I asked and how I would have answered them

What was the mood in the locker room after the game against the corn?

Well, TR5 was pissed because he got beat up while he watched our D look like the shittiest D ever, they are last in the country against the pass.
Mangino is pissed because we are better than this.
TR5 is calling Anthony Collins and telling him to fuck off, because he could use him this year.
And generally everyone is bummed out that we for all intents and purposes blew our shot to play for the north, that wouldn't have been fun so who cares.

Do you see Hatch moving inside next year on the O line?
Yes, he'll start at LG and Spikes will play LT and Lueken will be RT, I'd guess John Williams will be our RG, not Sal Capra, at least I hope so.

What is a reasonable goal for hoops overall?

Make the dance and I say sweet 16 anything after that is gravy, I'd say a 3-6 seed is within reach. Does that seem vague to you, its better than they should make the dance, Really, great answers guys.


One last thing.

Looking at the KC Star this morning, Briscoe has a better YPC and more total yards than Maclin, and as far as I know both of Briscoe's parents love him so he's got a lot up on Maclin, but let's all continue to suck his dick because he returned a punt for a TD, whoopie fucking doo. Just thought I'd point this out.

Briscoe should be over 1100 yards this year
Sharp should get to 1K on the ground and 1400 total yards

TR has more yards than Colt McCoy, in case anyone cares.

Looking forward to the game tonight.
Rock Chalk