exhibition game thoughts

This was an exhibition game, make no mistake about it, the real games start next week.

Guys who need their heads examined-
Anthony Davis - 3 or 4 PI calls, really and let some guys catch some balls in front of him. Yes he's fast but he played with the mental toughness of a drunk guy on viagra trying to break a dry spell at 2AM

Justin Thorton- Him biffing that punt coverage at the 1 yard line, he should have been shot dead right there, what a waste. Instead of having a chance for a safety we gave UNC some breathing room and then they scored. This is the same doofus that got suspended for the Insight Bowl which meant that I had to watch Kendrick Harper get burnt like me in the sun, idiot.

Jonathon Wilson- Catch the ball with you hands not your body, you learn that in pop warner, moron. You were miserable and if you don't figure it out you are going to be the next Brian Murph, one good game and a good spring game, and a disappointment the rest of the time. Wicked horrid game from the guy

Big ups-
KM- 115 yards, ho hum blocked a guy in the dick and sent him to the sidelines which sprung TR5 for a first down. Guy is a stud

Chris Harris - was a man. made tackles, was big in the run game, didn't make any mistakes, forced a fumble. Guy looked real good.

The halftime interview with the HOT sideline reporter and Bill Self - I felt like I was watching porn on cable - WOW, I thought my TV might melt with all that heat. I'm sure she's gonna be sore in the morning after Self ruled her world.

Jake Sharp- Didn't try to do too much, ran strong and had a nice little stat line, he's going to have a good year. 1,200 yards- mark it down

Kale Pick and Toben Opurum- Both looked great at the end, KP is very fast and will add a wrinkle to the O in due time. Toben is the thunder to Sharp's lighting, he'll be getting more reps and getting them sooner, hits holes quick and is a load to bring down and has a lot of wiggle for a big guy

TR5-
WOW. What the hell do you say about him, he's making magic on the field, he get's the most exciting 6 yards in football with his feet, didn't try to do too much. Its going to be a very sad day when he takes that blue uniform off for the last time.

Rock Chalk