Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Deep thoughts from T-mac

Team Kelting vying for total blog domination, I love how E$ is the one that usually half asses things and then Tmac just rolls in and is coasting along on her maiden voyage into the blogesphere and then drops a link to some sight with random quotes, its like punting on third down.

So without further ado here is the blog of T-mac, and yes I would have bet the KU room that this was going to be about hotdogs or children.

So Baby (aka Eric) and I were watching TV last night and he flipped to ESPN and we started watching the fourth quarter of the Middle Tennessee v FAU game. I say to Eric “seriously, these are the two best teams they could find to play on a Thursday night?” Eric just looks at me and says “It’s Tuesday you idiot.” Okay he didn’t really call me idiot but I could see it in his eyes.

And how crappy does your football program have to be that ESPN comes to you and says “hey we’d like you to play on Tuesday night. We know that only gives you four days of rest between games but will you do it?” And you do because you know it’s the only time you’ll ever be on ESPN except for maybe during bowl season when you play in the New Orleans bowl on a Thursday afternoon in December.

While watching the game last night (by the way did anyone see that amazing come-from-behind-hail-mary-to-win-it-with-less-than-8 seconds-to-go? Probably not. Me, Eric, RB and four guys from Middle Tennessee were probably the only people watching) I thought FAU has to have the most adorable coach I’ve ever seen. How adorable is he? If you think that’s cute last night he was pimping a red sport coat and a tie covered with footballs. That got me to thinking if the National Champion could be determined based off how cute your coach is FAU would definitely have a chance. But thank god it’s based off of talent the BCS instead so KU might have a chance someday.

While the game was being played last night ESPN had the most annoying running scroll bar at the top of the screen that was dialog of “fans” messages left about their teams. This way my favorite of the night: LA Tech will win this weekend and then LA Tech National Champs here we come. Are you freaking kidding me? Dude I know I drink the kool-aide from time to time too and sometimes I still think we can pull a 9-3 season out of our asses but even I’m not that crazy. And PS the only reason I even know who LA Tech is, is because we played them this year. Otherwise I wouldn’t know if they were in Louisiana or Los Angeles.

I’m starting to think my hatred for all things Methzzou is getting out of hand. Yesterday when I was leaving work I saw a chick in a MIZZOU t-shirt walking her dog. I actually started wondering what the legal ramifications would have been if I ran the dog over.

Finally I’ll leave you with some random ruminations that I would try to take credit for but since you’ve made it all the way through my blog post, by now you know I’m just not that good. These come from people who post at www.ruminations.com

Sort by: price high to low. In the history of internet commerce has anyone ever used that choice?

I like ordering "nothing" bagels instead of plain bagels. It confuses the hell out of people.

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

Everytime I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

When I was walking to lunch with a co-worker today, a homeless man asked me for change, so I gave him a couple bucks. As we walked off, my co-worker said, "You know he's just going to spend that on alcohol." Well, yeah, probably. But so was I.

Dudes: we're well aware that you're full of shit when you try to hook up with us. When you succeed, it's not because you fooled us, it's because sometimes we get sick of playing defense and want to score ourselves.

Monday, September 29, 2008

KU v. Iowa State

KU loses the coin flip and must march their lackluster D out onto the field
1st and 10 at the 31 for ISU
2 plays in and KU hasn't come close to stopping the cyclone jaugernaut, ball at the 45
The clones have marched the ball to the KU 30 after a 3 & 3 conversion via the play action pass
After a 22 yard rush its a TD
7-0 ISU and the KU defense looks like Reals after 20 beers or sober for that matter, uncoordinated confused and not as good as everyone else

KU gets a scare when digital Todd gets the virtual wind knocked right out of his pixilated ass, KM comes in and delivers a nice pass for a 1st down
TR5 is back and hits KM for 7 yards on 3rd down, bringing up a 4th down inside ISU territory, and KU is unable to pick up the blitz and TR is sacked for a turnover

Now that I've taken a very not digital shit, I think things are going to change

End of 1-
ISU 7 KU 0
KU ball 1st and 10at the ISU 34 yard line

The fucking line fails to pick up a blitz again and TR is our with virtual shin splints and KU faced with a 3 & 22

KM is intercepted and KU remains scoreless
Iowa State promptly sticks it right up KU's ass and we have ourselves and Upset Alert

Hopefully KU can get get their virtual heads out of their digital asses
Well more bad news campers TR throws a pick trying to force the ball to KM
BUT wait Chris Harris shows why he was the real life Big 12 Defensive Newcomer of the Year by getting a 60 yard pick 6 and cutting it to 14-7, bless his digital and real life ass

On a side note while KU has the hill behind the scoreboard ISU has a steel barn, classy

Hawks down 10 at the half not good, just like the real life Hawks, they can't get any pressure with the front 4

Booyah and in your face
TR orchestrates an all pass drive down the field for 7 and we have a game now
Hawks down 3 early 3rd quarter

The D gets tough and hold ISU with a nice play by Corrigan Powell to break up a pass but Chizek pulls a fake punt and the D remains on the field, virtual Mangino is real pissed

Virtual Justin Thorton rocks a ISU wide reciever and KU stops them again, now ISU will kick a field goal to lead by 6

But his digital leg wasn't accurate enough as he misses wide right and KU is back with the ball and might even think about running it

As the 3rd quarter comes to a close, KU down 3 is driving, a drive led so far by a couple of nice runs by AQ and a big 3rd down reception from ol' Dexton Fields

Kerry Freaking catches 4 passes in a row, minus the 2 yard run from AQ, and KU gets 6, after the XP
KU is up 21-17 and all seems well in digital football land, now can the D hold them

If ever there needed to be more proof the positive effects of getting pressure with the front 4, it was just shown with John Larson bearing down on him the guy who isn't Seneca Wallace hurries a throw and its picked off by one of the best safeties in all of the country Darrell Stuckey

Hawk ball, I know real Mangino would have me air it out so no running on this drive
And guess freaking who, K who? KM
hawks up 28-17 and looks like we might have a Jayhawk victory on our hands
Kendrick Harper dropping an INT makes me think that maybe I should have sat his digital ass and he may not be fully recovered from his injury
(Harper is not listed as a started for Saturday's game so he might still be hurt, we HAVE to have hime back for OU)

Joe I'll rip your fucking head off Mortenson with an INT, hey this looks kind of like the D from last year, please let it be that way

Ahhhh, a TD pass to Raymond you're a fucking hot dog Pendelton (who is now listed as a backup to Jonathon Wilson, so he might actually get some reps on Saturday and he did fine against SHS)

Ball game
FINAL
35-17 Good guys (if this is what Saturday winds up being I'll have a happy drive home)

Stats
TR 27-40 305 yards 4TD's 1INT
KM 1-2 13 yards 1 INT

AQ 9-33 yards on the ground with a long rush of 12

KM 10 receptions for 125 yards and 2TD
Fields w/ 5-52 (I wouldn't be upset if this is what he did every game for the rest of the year, mainly because he adds a dimension and reliability factor that is hard to find, throw in his blocking and he's a big cog in our machine)
Pendelton 3-33 1TD
AQ 2-26
Patterson 2-19 plus a nice punt return
2-38 for Briscoe
Biere 1 catch for 10 yards (did you know that Biere is how some country spells Beer, and dude is our TE, pretty freaking cool)
And Joc with one reception for 15 yards and a couple of weird attempts at blocking (he is listed as 3rd on the depth chart so look a steady dose of Quigley on Saturday which should be good since ISU has a shitty run defense)

No real big highlight on the D side of the ball
Chirs Harris with the pick 6
Styuckey and Joe with INT's and Holt with 3 tackles for loss

Rock Chalk

From the whitest and blackest person I know

This is the first in what I hope is a series of guestblography. This is my boy, E$, for those of you keeping score at home, and while this doesn't include some of the KU info you have come to know and love, this is good shit and it'll probably fuck up the whole way you think about shit.

A little about E$-
Thinks Joc Crawford is a bum, not sure if this is because he has braces or not
Sleeps a lot
Is lazy
Showers more than anyone
and gets chicks pregnant, seriously ladies if you don't want a bun in the oven, stay away from my man, once he starts clowing special reserve he's all about throw babies right in your grill

without furhter ado.....

Mount Rapmore

Last week, I was asked to be a ‘guest blogger’ for this blog. I must admit, this is my first experience with blogging. I asked RB what he wanted me to write about. He responded, “Anything you want”. After thinking about it long and hard (that’s what she said) I decided to touch on a subject the RB and I covered at great length almost a year ago.

The questioned that was posed to me, “If you turned Mount Rushmore into a sculpture with the four greatest rappers of all time, who would they be?”

This might be the hardest questioned I’ve ever been asked. And thank God it has never come up in a job interview or I’m not sure if I would be here today as one of the greatest account managers in the litigation support industry this world has ever seen.

Let’s tackle this, shall we. The first two are easy…Notorious B.I.G. and TuPac. These two men single handily changed the game of hip-hop. These two men were more or less responsible for the entire East Coast vs. West Coast beef that dominated the rap world for years. A battle on wax between these two mega-stars went from a one-on-one battle, to Bad Boy vs. Death Row, to an entire coast hating another coast. Now that’s power! Then of course, the both get shot and all of a sudden the industry says ‘it’s gone too far’, keep your battles on wax. Let’s not overlook that both of these guys had some of the sickest lyrics in the history of hip-hop. I don’t think anyone else in hip-hop has influenced the industry more than these two.

The third spot took some thinking, but I have to give the nod to Dr. Dre. Look at Dre’s career…he started with NWA. If BIG and Pac elevated ‘gangsta rap’ to mainstream America, well NWA started gangsta rap. After Dre leaves the group, what does he do? Oh yeah, that’s right, he releases maybe the greatest rap album of all time and introduces us to some guy called Snoop Doggy Dogg (ever heard of him?). I will admit, since Dre dropped The Chronic in 1992 his career has been less than awesome. There was the failed Aftermath album in 1996 when he tried to show the world he could make it without Shug Knight. But, Dre did give us Snoop (and Tha Dogg Pound) and Eminem (and D-12) who gave us 50 Cent (and G-Unit) - so the Dr. Dre Family Tree is pretty solid – Dre, you’re on the mountain.

Ok, this is where it got hard (that’s what she said). RB and I had a really hard time filling the 4th spot. But you know what, now some time has past, this is easy… Jay-Z. If Dre is on the mountain for helping start gangsta rap and Pac and BIG are on there for starting the West vs. East Coast beef, well Jay was one of the first rappers who turned hip-hop into a business AND continued to release incredible albums over his entire career. There have been several ‘business men’ in hip-hop, starting with Russell Simmons, but Jay accompanied that with maybe the greatest career of rhyming. Jay’s first album dropped in 1996, Reasonable Doubt. Kinda a normal first album, not that great and no real hits (except for Ain’t No N*****) which didn’t get some play on MTV. But he comes back in 1998 with Hard Knock Life and been here ever since. Most rappers turn out one MAYBE two good albums (have you heard the new Nelly CD, his ship as sailed) but Jay continues to drop hit after hit, showing the world that he is not falling off. Jay, you’re on the mountain, welcome.

There you have it, my Mount Rapmore.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

the buffet of blogs

while loving that ABC just mentioned that Va Tech lost to the almighty Jayhawks in the Orange Bowl, I got a lot on the cranium....

Noticed that Mangino got on TR5 a bit last week about running too much, and so for whatever reason I watched his high school highlight videos, most likely the same videos that Mangino watched and that led to TR5 being offered a schollie. In said video's Todd$ tucks the rock a TON and runs with it and does so very well. You may remember and if you were on the TR train like some dude I know before the Colorado game 2 years ago, you do, but in said game he had a huge play by tucking it and running it. the reason I believe he stayed in the pocket more last year was because his line played like a shit and he didn't have to run for his life, thanks interior linemen, and you'll remember last year TR5 tweaked a wheel and didn't run as much after that.

This year he's operating on a healthy wheel, so he's better at the tuck and run, his line sucks ass, so its necessary for survival and he's been playing all year without one of his most reliable WR's in Dexton Fields so he doesn't have as many options or more that he doesn't have as many proven reliable options.
It'll be interesting to see if this trend continues or if he hangs in the pocket more and fires bullets to the KM and friends.

So its been nice to see a bunch of ranked teams shit the bed today and knowing that we might move up 2 spots. I decided today that it doesn't matter what others do, we need to win football games, but every week we are ranked and the high the better the more it helps us with recruiting, and there is nothing else that is more important to building and maintaining a program than recruiting, so the higher we are in the polls the better, but if we don't go take care of business in Ames it won't matter much.

I'm going to go ahead and say that I love Nebraska getting booed at home, fags, and that KU needs to lock up McKay from Miege, soon. Dude is a Junior WR now, but he is a man amongst boys, OU was in to look at him last week and KU was at his game last night, the guy has a different gear and he has measureables that will make you drool. I caught a bit of his game last night and watched him take a screen pass and basically give a big FU to the entire D, kid is a player and would be great in our offense in a couple of years.

Speaking of our O in a couple of years, I know th LJW has run 2 articles on Kale Pick being the next TR, and while he may be the next TR, and he likes the Braves and Longhorn steakhouse, so he sounds good and is good, we can't simply hand him the keys to the Escalade that is our O.
Not when we have Jordan Webb as a recruit, the guy is a TR clone and is tearing up his senior year in HS, he is also playing in a very similar set to the one we currently run so his learning curve should be less drastic than most.
How freaking awesome is it to have an assorted lot of good/great QB's that can lead this offense, its good is the answer for those of you scoring at home.

Week 4 thoughts-
OU is going to be tough as a mother fucker
K-St will be the worst D we play against all year
NU is not goo, (yes grammar police, they are not goo, I purposely did not include the D) we should win that game by 21
Missouri is ripe to get their anuses massaged by Texas and then get the lining of their anus ripped apart by the TR5 party

Not football related goodness, driving down College the other day and had some prick on his bkue suzuki crotch rocket pass me with his bike and his 2 inch dick, I said to myself what a fag, but much to my surprise captain fagbag fucked his bike up and was on the shoulder of 69 with a bike that was smoking and broken, funny how God hates douche bags, good for him, so here's to you captain fagbag douche nuts with your cool bike, you can drive really past but you pee on your balls so you lose.

Rock Chalk

Thursday, September 25, 2008

I know a guy who never makes weekend plans

Let's hit on this lunch break----

X is going to Memphis, good for him, I'll spare him my virtual venom, but long story in a couple of word, dude is a pussy, dude is a loser and wants to play in the loser NBA, congrats on your decision, may you have a long rap sheet and father many children with many women.

My fantasy team sucks, I mean they flat out blow, I'm not sure if this is a by product of my drinking keystone light during the draft or the fact that my number one pick sat out the first game because he had a sore foot or that my second pick nearly got pulled last game.

That being said there's some talent on that squad they could win in real football but in the world of make beleive they merely suck.
Take my MVP so far, Kerry Freaking Meier, that guy is tearing the anus out of other teams but make believe Kerry is not as prone to destroy someone's ass, but whatever.

So this weekend when you are watching real players play football and you get excited that someone drops a ball or gets picked off know that you are breaking someones make beleive heart and make believe or not it still hurts.

Yesterday I had a case of the drug nose, it was not cool, so I have learned that my immune system obviously does not like the company I keep, how else could I get sick on the future baby mama's b-day?

this entry sucks and feel free to tell me about it, but my blackberry won't stop vibrating, the old guy we work with is going on vacation, too bad no one cares, he never does anything no one will know he is gone but he feels it is necessary to tell all of us, idiot.
the guy mentioned above is old, and that's the least of his problems, he pledges allegiance to the united states of don't forget your power towel

top 5 things of today-
1- the fast and furious car that has a different color bumper driving on I-35
2- nothing else happened that was cool

Monday, September 22, 2008

No mas non con

Get ready for the pre-noon kickoff in lovely Ames IA.

Well, KU is 3-1, which isn't bad shoulda would coulda been 4-0 but they are 3-1 and they have found out a lot about where they are at and relative to where they want to be they have a whole mess of work to do.
My message to the team follows----

Todd = DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING
RB's = I'm sorry that no one blocks for you, its unfortuante and as frustrating as it must be for you, its extremely hard for me to watch as well, so I feel your pain. Oh and Joc, I think you are showing promise but if you could block someone it could save me from the following exchange...
Dad - freaking crawford sucks at blocking
rb - i wasn't watching him
dad- he sucks
next play
dad- see he just dives at the guy
rb- oh yeah (still didn't watch him)
dad- he's going to get killed
rb - oh well, more quigley

WR = Mangino is mad at you or he's crazy, one of those must be true if he's marching Raymond "you're a fucking hot dog" Pendelton out there at the begining. I thought your blocking got better in game 4 and there weren't many drops in the preseason either, minus Dez.
Getting Fields back will help a lot, especially on blocking, and will really give us another bonafide option on crossing routes and passes underneath with Dez remaining as the deep threat.
Kerry Freaking Meier, you are unreal and I love you in a platonic weird stalker fan type way, keep on keeping on.
TE = Its pretty clear that you might not catch 10 passes all year, on pace for 6 if my math is right. But Timmy Beire has done a nice job blocking, but we do need to throw to him more so that when he comes in teams don't KNOW we are running the ball and the running game needs all the help it can get. Interested to see if Steward will get any quality minutes this year could be a good option although I have no complaints with Tim
LT- Spikes, you gave up one sack against Selvie so I thought you did good, you are a big big man, and I know Mayes is getting worked next to you but that's not your problem you keep getting better, I like where you are headed and please continue to eliminate corners 15 yards downfield on screen passes like you did on Saturday, I enjoyed that mucho
LG - Mayes, you're better than Capra, but you know what, if we gave kelting enough bourbon he'd be better than capra, and probably you too, please get your shit together or I will forever think you were only good because anthony collins was next to you last year and he knocked everyone over teammates included.
C & RG- Cantrell and Hartley- I never pay much attention to you guys because you are usually letting the line cave in like a section 8 housing roof during a drizzle, allowing our rb's to get destroyed, so please pick it up
RT- Matt Darton experiment week one was enough to make me reconsider a lot of things, glad its over, Hatch is doing well and Lueken filled in fine during week one. Hatch getting a personal foul and stunting a drive hurt our PPG average and stopped us from getting 30% off at touchdown tuesday which is a shame, so every shirt I buy I feel like you should pay me 2 dollars.

Defense
front 4 - NO COMMENT, they have sucked so much its not worth talking about not now, not sober, there is some talent there but I'm worried that they never get pressure against the world beaters like as coach bowen told his D on Saturday "Sam Fucking Houston"

LB's - missing a lot of tackles and INT's you are supposed to be the glue and I know you guys can do it, I hope HOPE this is the by product of Rivera being dinged up in fall ball and Mortenson coming off surgery in the offseason. They have to play better for us to win, they are too good not too and we can't afford for them not to.

CB - Chris Harris, next great corner at KU, he is locking down his side of the field, no questions, he's a great tackler too and is only getting better.
We need Kendrick Harper back, I think Barfield and Powell will be good but they are not there yet, and teams are flat out picking on those guys.

Safety -
Thorton = F
Stuckey = A

Kickoff's = D, need to kick higher and deeper so teams don't start at the 35 everytime
Punt return is good, Patterson is a real player, he's great in that role and will be a WR stud too before its all said and done.
Kick return is weak- something needs to change there

off to dinner with the inlaws
rock chalk

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Chizoo

first off, let me just say that k-st's purple pants are AWESOME, nice move Princess, they look like what you would wear when you were 5 years old and your mom says, fuck it, wear what you want, and then you look like shit and invariably mom shows it to one of your girlfriends and that ruins any chance of scoring that night, K-st the anti-scoring machine.
love Mark May sucking Josh Freeman off, mark may is a douche, i'd like to take a dump on his head for sure, he's just upset because he went to Pitt and I know for a fact that Pitt sucks at everything.

So what is a Chizoo you might ask, well while driving today I saw a guy with a chiefs pullover and a mizzou hat, so he was turdariffic (josh freeman just got picked off, maybe he's not the best qb in the big 12)
so a chizoo is a combo between a chiefs fan and a mizzou fan, so I was wondering what's that like, one team has no quarterback the other has a really good quarterback, who's a pussy.
Why does Mizzou always run shotgun and why does chase line up 7-8 yards behind center instead of 5, is it because pinky is so worried that his fat turd qb might get hit, bunch of pussies, could also have to do with the fact that no center in his right mind is going to let chase touch his butt, because chase daniel throws passes and smashes asses, dudes that is.

so I've concluded that a chizoo has very minimal social skills, a warped concept of what good football is, is fat, most likely unemployed, usually argues about how awesome their team is and is CERTAIN to mention it when they beat you.
A Chizoo wears a 2003 afc west champions shirt with a cotton bowl hat, does not own a final four shirt and can't even spell national championship, they can't spell CAT either but let's not pile on.
A Chizoo is the type of person that kelting's calls me about and says you should see this loser at the bus stop, an a chizoo is at the bus stop because they either can't afford a car or insurance, a byproduct of not being employed, or a dui. A chizoo has a starter jacket, oh yeah they have a starter jacket, and you can never tell what they are drinking because its always covered with a brown bag.

enough with the chizoo, seriously they should be lucky they got this much virtual ink
(josh freeman throws ANOTHER pick right after a successful fake punt, love it more than Josh Freeman's bald head, but at least him and the Princess match now)

hoops recruiting, well X isn't coming this weekend now, let me just say I hate 18 year olds, it used to be because I wasn't scoring a lot at that age but now its because I'm 27 and they frustrate me with them changing their minds and leading people on, fuck 18 year olds, and obviously he'll change his mind and go to KU and i'll be talking about how he's the coolest thing since jello.
so i have no idea who the hell will be a freshman bball player on the hill in 09, but I trust NCHCBS (national champion head coach bill self for those of you scoring at home) will bring some elite talent in.
KANSAS BASKETBALL NEVER REBUILDS WE ONLY RELOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO if X picks memphis more power to him I hope he enjoys playing in such a competitive conference, imagine how jacked up he's going to be playing UAB, WOW. What an opportunity and he'll get to play in the fed ex forum, gay, what kind of tradition is in the fed ex forum, will Calamari be hyping up the time they started to offer saturday delivery, hell i'd commit on the spot, sign my white ass up, or maybe they'll close him on late pick ups that are available, hey 8:30 at front street and 9:30 at the airport, FYI.

I hope X does wind up at KU, I really do but I wish he would stop leading me on like a chick, whenever you're a dude and you act like a chick, its not a good thing, so be dude and go to KU.
Rock Chalk

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Jubilee

Just got back from Lawrence and realized how cool yet depressing it is to see that much hot ass in one place its sad.
interesting day to be a Jayhawk to say the least, since Friday was the equivalent to wiping your ass with sandpaper today would be like using your hand but then using a really great soap.

on the gridiron- we found out that our top LB commit (verbal) earnest norman got yanked in the first quarter of his game for screaming at a coach, so that's really great.
also learned that jake sharp has a younger brother, no word yet on if he has a passion for running into people.

Dex Fields is listed as day to day by the bear, which is good, i'd guess they don't play him on saturday or he doesn't play a lot.
We should be able to drop the proverbial or literally teabag Sam Houston St so we shouldn't need fields plus this will get some more reps for Patterson or Yanky D as he goes by, Wilson and Ray Brown, also might get Briscoe some more balls
Briscoe honestly needs balls he drops more passes than Chirstian Moody, tool, and Briscoe needs to be a big player for us this year, and the next two.

Kendrick Harper must have really jacked himself up because he's still banged up look for him to resurface agaisnt Iowa St but more likely Colorado.

Props to Kerry Freakin Meier on being tied for most receptions in the FBS, or PBS or whatever the hell its call, how about the important division.

On a hoops related note I saw Tyshawn Taylor and Quintrell Thomas in L town and had to buy a new pair of underpants

Self apparently dominated an in home with #1 ranked 09 recruit John Wall and took Manning and the guy with amazing hair, Joe Dooley with him.
Wall is a PG and could replace Sherron Ron, but Wall has 1 visit scheduled and its to KANSAS and its this WEEKEND, so he'll get to see a beatdown on Saturday close some ass, see the baketball team be honored at the half and go to the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ring ceremony

I'm thinking sweet 16 this year or beyond, regardless of what Roscoe says.

War the players "kicking the crap out of each other" at practice on Sunday per mangino, he said they are mad and I'm glad, I hope they pitch a shutout, throw a 70 spot on the board and all will be well then we can get after the conference

everyone clear your calendars for tomorrow, the best QB in the Big 12 is playing, Josh Fucking Freeman, that dude is a tool, what a turd, I wonder how long he lasts when Prince is cleaning his knob, douche. dude uses soul glow, can't respect a guy like that.
he's coming to town later this year too, and if you don't have your duckets you best get them, its almost sold out and we need as little purple there as possible.

rock chalk

Monday, September 15, 2008

2-1 and a lot of work to do

Well so far I've left the first game because it was boring sat through all the rain in week 2 and was reduced to watching South Florida make a field goal as the clock expired with my naked hairy ass on the couch. And while we're at it, field goals are stupid, I can't remember the last time I kicked a field goal on NCAA Football 09, and in case you've been living in Columbia you'd know I'm amazing at that game.
This is going to be something for me to do to waste time and get some things off of my chest, we'll celebrate victories on here and label anybody we lose to as gay, because that'd what they are.

So far there are some bright spots, like Todd Reesing, besides sexing multiple chicks from the Theta house he crushes TD's and beers. Dude is an animal and he's going to win us more games than he loses for us. (we'll talk about this more later)

Anyway, welcome to my blog, which I will undoubtedly pull a Kelting on and half ass it.

But what a shite muslim weekend, friday was brutal and then Saturday and Sunday decided that I hadn't had enough pain so I decided to piss out my ass all weekend which wasn't fun, so needless to say I'm really looking forward to Brett Rohmar and Sam Houston St on Saturday.

As I discussed with the cook from the tailgate our D Line is softer than waist line. It all starts up front and we basically have a bunch of dudes that get good grades and do nothing else positive. Parish is a big dude and is going to ruin some peoples Saturday's, but he's not there yet. I'm pretty sure Grothe was wacking it with all the time he had trying to figure out who to throw to but more times than not he chose Justin Thorton's guy, and hey if you are from St Joe, you suck and he proved that shit on Friday. No one guy is to blame, but they better figure something out.
If Mortenson snags that pick we probably win, but if we would have more than 1 good running play we would win too, second guessing is for people that are far bigger losers than I am and if the Bear doesn't second guess shit, than I won't.

Luckily for the Hawks, their schedule over the next month is easier than a freshman at the Hawk on Dollar Anything night, I've got TR5 throwing for 1K in the next 3 games, and getting 3 W's and more than anything they need to figure out the run game, here's a freaking idea - give it to Quigley let his ass mow people over and mix in Crawford and then late in the game let Jake Sharp do Jake Sharp. If you didn't know Jake Sharp doing Jake Sharp is where you run as fast as you can right into people.
So fix the running game, figure out how to get the QB without blitzing 7 guys, or we can pretty much count on the booger eater to dominate us and we don't need that and then tell Marcus Hereford that acting like Dante Hall's dumbass is really old, run forward you aren't that fast to run sideways, remember you never returned a kick against a good team worth a shit, congrats on scoring on Baylor, shit who hasn't scored on Baylor.

That's about it, you can tell I'm upset, but this should be about joy, and this will give T-mac one more blog to read.

Rock Chalk and look dropping 70 points on Saturday.
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