where the cities have no name because we're not in a city we're in the middle of the dumbest state ever

So on piss stop 2 we roll into some piss stop and the thing that that was great was the red truck we roll up on says "get some" on the license plate and "against the wind" on the back window
So I'm clowning this fuck and Kelting says "peep these kids locked in the car'
And he's joking right because we are on the side of the building so no one can see and sure as fuck
These 2 kids combined age of 6 maybe!
Are killing it in the back seat
And kelting is trying to snap a pic, because as he says" fuck em they can't tell their dad"
Just money.
Love this state
Rock Chalk

Signing day ideas

So I was checking the stats on the blog and noticed that there was like 20 or 40 people that looked at this thing one day, which is like bat shit crazy.
So signing day for football is Wednesday.
I have no life
I know a lot more than you about football recruiting.
so let me know what you want BY LEAVING A COMMENT
and I'll do whatever is most wanted.

1- I can do a short breakdown of each player
2- I can profile some of the more higher profile guys more extensively
3- I can talk about who will make an immediate impact and who will be a sleeper
4- whatever else you could want.

let me know.
Have a good weekend and I think we'll have some good news in Jayhawk land on Sunday.
Rock Chalk

Great balls of fire- Dirty

This is an e-mail that was forwarded to me this AM, about Roger Clemens. Other than KU I LOVE baseball and throw my allegiances with the Braves and Yankees, so this is really pretty good.



Check out these excerpts from Torre’s book:

One of the most memorable parts of the book that hasn't made it out yet is a bizarre story about Roger Clemens, and how he prepared for starts.
The story comes courtesy of Yankee trainer Steve Donahue who told Verducci about what Roger Clemens did as part of his usual routine to get ready for facing the Mets in Game 2 of the 2000 World Series. Donahue said Clemens’ usual pregame preparation included taking a whirlpool bath at the hottest temperature possible.

“He’d come out looking like a lobster,” Donahue said.

But here's the money quote:

Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles.
“He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”

i been in and out the bank bitch

Get some!
What a fucking huge win.
Cole does nothing in the 1st half and we still win.
Game balls-
Releford- played some nice minutes and continues to show that he can be in the right place at the right time and got a couple of big buckets in the first half.
Reed-
Hit 2 HUGE 3's and played really switch D off a ball screen to get a big stop late in the game.
Cole-
Got his grill piece cracked and still got in there. Did well in the second half changing shots and getting some big boards. He's a special one we have, just will be interesting to see for how much longer.
Sherron-
Ahhhhhh, sherron. Kept us in the game in the second half, hit big charities late in the game to seal that shit. Also, blessed to have this game.

Let get after it on Saturday at the Phog and keep winning.

so what's left in recruiting

KU's 2 targets for OL (that they half assedly went after) have decided to go elsewhere.

All the kickers are gone

And it doesn't look like Juco DE's are coming to KU

Sooooo what the hell is left-
Well, it looks like there is a possibilty of a HS LB that is fond of coach Billy Miller, so I'd say there's a good shot with him and then probably some dude we've never even heard of.
Signing day is a week from tomorrow so I'm sure I'll have some write ups or some shit
Late
Rock Chalk

kicking it with Barry Hinson

Big blue Monday w/ Barry Hinson was a success.
Highlights-
Mentioned that Withey (Jeff, transfer from Arizona, which you should know anyway but I feel gracious) was really helping out Cole in practice already, so look for Cole to continue to get better over the course of the season.

Just talked about how lucky we are to have the coaches we have, but hey we're Kansas and that's what happens.

Make no mistake Wednesday in Lincoln is going to be a dog fight, so I hope they come to battle.
And I think they will.
Man's game bitch
Rock Chalk

The pussyfication of America

http://sports.espn.go.com/highschool/rise/basketball/girls/news/story?id=3859935

This is about the most maddening thing I've ever heard in my life.
So some loser girls team got run 100 to blitz, and?
Fuck them for being too god damn stupid to hold the ball, pretty sure in youth athletics and even high school there is no shot clock. so just hold the damn ball, seriously. Otherwise expect to get run 100 to 0.

Fuck the school of the winning team for apologizing, why?
Hey other school, sorry we fucking whacked your shit and sorry you are too fucking retarded to hold the ball or stall, or play a zone, morons, we're sorry we fucked you up.

And while we're at it, if you can win by 100, I'm pretty damn sure you could have won by 120, just my thoughts though.

So the coach of the winning team won't apologize for laying down an ass beating and now he's been fired.
Nice job, way to teach a lesson, hey instead of making 100K more than your neighbor make 200K. Or just stop once you're ahead, since apparently we now live in some hippy jungle fuckbag of a country.
fuck me people are fucking stupid.

Rock Chalk

here's the kicker

Not gonna be a kicker in the 2009 recruiting class.
That being said, Bransetter needs to clamp down in the weight room and during Spring Ball.
If he can get just a couple more yards and a touch of height on his kickoffs, we'll be just that more nasty.

Still no news on the final members of the class and who they'll be, but we should know something soon.

Sherron Collins-
Other than being seen at Oak Park Mall by the blonde one, he had himself a nice little weekend and a better one than both of those guys on his team that look alike.

As we get further and further into the season its becoming very clear that Sherron and Cole are the studs and Taylor and lately Little are the major contributors to the squad.
While Brady and Tyrel continue to excel in the roles they have.
Little is helping us win ball games by giving us one one more guy to put the biscuit in the basket with his sweet little mid-range game.
Fake Mario Chalmers (Taylor) is doing a nice of overcoming the freshman wall that hits.

The boys got another big test this Wednesday in Lincoln and with a solid game there, they'll establish themselves as a real threat to win the league but hopefully they get a W and we'll just continue to enjoy the ride.
Rock Chalk

junk - edited on 1/23/9

DJ Beshears was supposed to be the slot WR that KU needs, but that isn't the case.
Let's be honest he wasn't going to play as a true frosh. But he told Jayhawkslant that he's going to start at DB and probably CB sooooo does that mean Patterson is going back to O? I hope so although his progress at corner was really nice.
As some of you know, I love me some D Patterson so I'd like to see him get the ball in his home run hitting hands.
So we'll continue to monitor this in the blogosphere.

As signing day is now less than 2 weeks away for football, shits about to get real.
KU is still chasing some guys that will make a difference on the field. There will be some guys on campus this weekend and some targets committing in the next week so we'll know soon exactly what this class looks like.

If I had to guess today, I'd bet there won't be a kicker in the class but the situation is fluid so it could change.

Also while we're at it an indication that you are growing as a program that no one talks about is the kind of walk ons that you get. Last year KU got a walk on from an athletic OL and this year they have a solid corner and somebody else that escapes me.
While a lot of these dudes won't ever see the field they help in practice and you play how you practice.
Dirty

Over in hoops-
Hawks freaking rolled house on Monday against an inferior team. But a real test is coming up on Saturday but this team keeps getting stronger so I like our chances (see we Win)

With the impending departures of Collins and Cole looking more and more plausible by the day there is going to be at least 1 scholarship available and Self is working hard for the money to make sure it gets filled by a stud.

In the last week we have heard of Self watching top ranked John Wall and Dooley mixing in a game too.
Self is in on at least 3 Juco guys, most likely fall back plans but too early to tell.
And Self is making it a top priority to get ninth grader Perry Ellis who attends a school in Wichita that has less gang violence than the one that Kelting attended.
Self has gone to see Ellis in the last week and had his mother attend a game without Perry, Self is going to do everything he can to get this emerging stud.

I think that about wraps it up
Rock Chalk


blogger's edit- 1/23/9
Last night after this blog was originally posted, KU recieved their biggest verbal commitment yet, in 4 star Safety /ATH Bradley McDougald.
I remember when I found out he was visting, I traded e-mails about him and how I thought it was likely at the time that we'd recieve a commitment from him with Erik Lund of Erik Lund's 11th and Mississippi Tailgate.
So this is really big news and pretty much ends the class, ALMOST.

I think there's 2 spots left now and the coaches are still working on / holding out for DQ and then whatever hits is cool, maybe an OL.
But great news.

Best thing about this kid, who will wind up playing the Slot (or at least thats the plan) is that he didn't want to make a big deal out of it, because he didn't want to take away from his HS hoops team, a kid like that just reaks of a Mangino kid.
Excellent.

funny

http://thisaintnodatinggame.blogspot.com/2008/04/sherron-collins.html

this is pretty much all the reason, I will ever need to make me believe that this is the right guy running our squad.

good win (i drank / watched the game with a decendent of PHOG ALLEN) / weekend in review

Do it up
Rock Chalk
Please post questions in the comment section

Also this weekend KU received another verbal commitment from a slot WR from Denton, TX.

As first reported by Jayhawkslant.c0m, DJ Beshears switched his commitment from Iowa State to KU.
Last year as a SR in HS, his stats we're as follows.
88 catches
1,450 Yards
21 TD's

Hello HR threat.
The best thing about this for me was that we took him from ISU and he fills a need. Winning small battles like this will help KU further escalate themselves up in the North.


Also, received a phone call from someone that has read this blog before and said human met FR QB Jordan Webb and human gave glowing reviews of J Webb. He mentioned the possibility of fellow QB recruit Christian Matthews moving to WR and was apparently nicer than one of the fellow FR QB's on campus.
Also it appears Nick Plato is still with the team, and no I don't know if he is at DE or TE, but I doubt it matters at this point, he is destined to be a special teams guy.

big weekend for football / misc hoops recruiting and who i think will step up in Boulder

In the last 24 hours Bill Self and Joe Dooley will have watched the number 1 ranked player in the class of 09, John Wall play. Sooooo that's a good thing.
KU also is recruiting some more people as well but not important enough to be in le blog.

I'm looking for Marcus Morris to have a nice to big game tomorrow.

Over on the gridiron, we do know that the stadium lights are on this evening (Friday) and Mangino and company continue to surprise.

Amongst the vistors on Mt. Oread this weekend are top rated recruit Prinz Kande who has already verbally commited.
Donnie Pritchet - DE - stud down to KU and Fresno, this would be a HUGE get. I have no idea what our chances are but we do have a shot.

Terrell Williams - ATH
Decent shot and a nice little player, not sure where he projects possibly LB/ Rover.

Salava - OT- no I do not remember his first name. But with rumors of D'Chuna leaving the team this Juco OT could be a good replacement.

There is also a little jitterbug of a slot WR that is in town that could give KU some options in the passing game.

I think there might be some others but those guys are there for sure and with less than 3 weeks til signing day. Its going to be crazy.

Rock Chalk

Izzone recap from Man Challenge 08 Co-Champion

here's Schief's recap of his trip to the Izzone-

On to the Izzone, fucking carzy, it is extremely loud down in the bottom bowl, and I figured out what fat people do on winter Saturday's in Michigan, they go to MSU games. My seat where in the alumni section above the Izzone which made it worse, my buddy and me were sandwich between a dude with a rat tail and a guy I wanted to punch (stories to follow). As for the game what I saw was, Cole played like a man, Sherron's first half was terrible, the twins are out there playing a game of full contact 21, Brady looks like 35 in person (martin in high school, not know) and Mario is in for a rough ride. I thought after the first 2 minutes that it would be an awesome game then it went south from there. At half time I wasn't sure what was going to happen. Second half was a lot better and the Hawks actually sucked some of the wind out of the building, but Kalen Lucas is the real deal.

On to rat tail, this guy was balding on top holding on to what hair he had left in the back and tipped the scales at close to 3 bills. So douche and his wife where '70 something graduates that decide I was the guy to have a conversation with. After a series of small talk bull shit, I told the guy politely to leave me the fuck alone and if I wanted shit I would call home.

Guy I wanted to punch was the best though. I get to my seat and see that I'm in for a dog fight the closest bit of blue to me is three sections over where KU families are, I'm cool with it, thats what I expected. As we slid in I notice this guy wearing a Hawk patch (like the one Roy had last year)on the side of his Michigan hat, and he is wearing a MSU hoody. We sit down and I go into attack mode, first I asked about his Identity crisis, he laughes, then who he is cheering for, "I like both teams" (at this point I'm thinking the dude likes sausage too), no when the shit hits the fan who are you cheering for, "I just want to see a good game"(this is when I know he likes sausage). So throughout the game I throw jabs at peter puffer and he just sits there and takes them and his rotund wife is laughing the whole time.

Breslin Center is a hell of a place to watch a game, doesn't beat the House by any means. The fans have their shit together and respect good play. I enjoyed going there just wish the outcome would have been different.

Schief

LIVE from the Mecca of College Basketball

Vs. Le mildkittens.

With 5:52 left I just need to state that I wanted Little to not redshirt because I wanted that extra scholarship sooner, but hey kid is playing good.
He's got some rust, but he looks like he could be a real viable scoring option for us.

I don't think he's cut out to play a lot of minutes at the 4, but so far not so bad.

(Keep in mind this is against k-sucks and must be taken with a grain of salt.)

-------------------
How about with a little over 4 minutes left in the 1st half, KU commit their 7th team foul, but K-sucks does not shoot a charity and no it wasn't a player control foul. Even better is that no one of k-sucks bench even knew they should be shooting.
I wish I felt bad for them.

End of the 1st Half
Would really like for the lead to be a little bigger than 13 but it beats the alternative.
Not really impressed with the twins again, they had some flashes of good times rock n roll but why they just try to run into people for no reason is beyond me, maybe they love pre-Big 12 Jake Sharp.

And we're back.
Sherron and Cole w/ 4 fouls a piece and 8 minutes left.
This is so not good and great at the same time.
We get a chance to play and athletic team with nothing to lose without our studs. Great chance to get a lot tougher and experience.
Looking for Reed to knock down these 2 from the stripe and get after it on D.

1;45 left up 13
Markieff has 4 fouls
Sherron got 20
All is normal and well
1-O in the Big 12
And I leave you as the chant starts

Rock Chalk

Leo Criswell suspended

Yeah bro got suspended from Mizzou. Oh you aren't familiar with this guy, that's because his new name is Leo Lyons, as in his mom made him change his last name and also she made him turn down Kentucky to go to Mizzou, because momma said.
And when you're a little bitch you do what your mom says.

But in typical Mizzou fashion he is suspended "indefinitely" and they play CU on Wed. So he'll be eligible as soon as they play a team worth a damn, fuckin mizzou, gotta love it.

In other news that sucks Suh from NU is staying around, because obviously he didn't have enough fun last year dominating our O Line, fuck him and Nebraska.
Mark down 11/14 because that's senior day and the day we beat NU.
Rock Chalk

billy miller

So Tovar is out which I'm very happy about.
Why?
Well, at the open house for the new football facility I was walking around and I saw Tovar leaving. One of the other coaches / admins of the program asked in disbelief "are you leaving" tovars response was that coach told him he could leave at 6 or some shit like that.

So for me it boils down to a couple of things.
1- he didn't recruit worth a damn
2- his unit had poor results, granted there were injuries but they were weak
3- a guy that's ready to leave the office is not a guy that needs to be helping you reach a higher level of competition in D1

So who the hell is Billy Miller.
Well he's the new LB / co-D coordinator for KU.

He recruits his ass off and has ties in FL and in the OH, IN and MI area.
I'd guess he'll recruit FL and that's a good thing for KU.
He's worked with Nick Saban and Ron Zook amongst others.
He knows a ton of people in the coaching ranks and has a lot of "ins" from a lot of areas as mentioned so KU will have the opportunity to get in on some different kids than they have in the past, all good things.

Most importantly is he'll give Bowen a guy with a lot of experience to bounce schemes off of. He'll be up in the box and see things that Bowen can't see, going to so huge for the D.

Great deal for KU.
And UNC just lost which is Frustrating?

Rock Chalk

dear sherron

You're selfish... But at least you get buckets.
Proud of the way we got back into the game a bit.
Lovin Cole 45.
Hate the twins, they are dumb and they have the mental toughness of a drunk chick's pussy. God fucking forbid someone touches you Kieff, you should probably start fouling like its hot, fucker. I'm sure all of your teammates really appreciate you fouling and doing nothing else.
Every single game, the twins get in foul trouble and every single game they have to be pulled aside by the refs for being thuggish.
Mark me down for really fucking jacked for next year when we have Withey and Robinson to spell the twins or bench their silly asses.
We better party on Tuesday.
Rock Chalk

recruiting- what the hell is next

So last night Kevin Young pulled a quick one and re-committed to KU. He was scheduled to leave for NU today but he's going to KU.
What this does is muddy and yet make the picture clearer in terms of the class.
While it was almost certain KU was going to take a kicker in this class, WE HAVE TO GET BETTER AT KICKOFFS, that doesn't appear to be the case.
Let's say there is 3 or 4 spots left.

So here's the names you can forget (assuming we are done with DE's and Kickers)
Donnie Pritchett - DE
D'Quinn Evans - DE

Of fuck it no one cares about guys not going to KU.

Here's who you need to know-
Ronnie Wingo - ATH
Would be a RB, slot WR or possibly OLB. The chances of KU landing this kid are slim. He'd be a great get and an immediate difference but I'm not holding out hope but things could change.
Dewayne Peace- WR from Texas.
Originally committed to Michigan but decommited on thursday and said KU was his leader. I think he's going to have to wait a bit before he can commit to KU because we are waiting on guys like Wingo and McDougald.

McDougald- ATH / DB - OH
A stud, plain and simple was originally committed to Ohio St way back when. Has already officially visited KU as has Wingo (Peace has not) the reason Peace is going to have to wait is because the staff feels they have a shot with this guy and would prefer to take him, that being said Peace would be one bad ass consolation prize.

Meadows- OLB - CA
Is currently verbally commited to Cal. But is rumored to be visiting KU next weekend, if he visits then we got a shot and he's probably our best bet at bringing in a LB that can compete from the get go.

OT- TBD
The staff wants a Juco OT, but no names have surfaced yet so stay tuned for that.

Kendail Lawrence- RB
From Texas is visiting next weekend if I'm not mistaken. KU appears to lead for this kid, but with Sands and Opurum already in the fold, I think we take this kid, only if we miss some other targets but he is a nice back.

So it'll be very interesting to see how it all goes down.
RB's prediction
1- Peace
2- some guy we've never heard of
3- no clue
Sorry I can't do better but the Kevin Young thing threw the whole thing out of whack for me.
Rock Chalk

Jeremy Maclin presser

Maclin - " Thanks to everyone for coming, I know my dad isn't here, because I don't know who he is and I know my mom isn't here because I left her and started living with that white family, in the burbs. I am leaving school to play football. The thing I'll miss most about here is that Chase used to come over everynight and tuck me in and when I made him look like less of a fat turd than he is, he would play with my trombone in the shower and that made me smile.
Next year is going to be so weird for me, you know I can't imagine that my new coach is going to wear a visor for starters or be cool enough to let me go in motion and get a hand off almost every play, so that'll be weird and then there's that thing of actually running an offense and not some high school shootout nonsensical offense.
I'm looking forward to keeping up with the ZOU and seeing how fucking terrible they are next year and sitting in IR next year getting paid because someone blew up my little ass in the preseason, ahh the american dream getting paid to not do shit"
Fuck you later McClain (props to my sister for not even knowing his name, that's when you know you really don't give a fuck about mizz football)
rock chalk

Big test coming up tomorrow

This is going to be another good guage of where we are at as a squad up in Lansing. Should really prepare us for conference and its a low risk, high reward game. Obviously we'll be the dogs so if we lose (which we won't, win by 5) no harm done, but go there and take care of business and you got another good win for the resume and some added confidence heading into league play.

I'm looking for us to come out and play really hard, I think Cole and Sherron will be fresh with the days off since Siena and that can't be a bad thing.
I'm trying to get Schieff to give us a report from the izzone since he'll be there dominating and kicking ass.

Pajamas and Reed = props

I've been banging on Tyrel Reed for a bit and I was ready to give him props heading into the Zona game, he was hustling and making open shots, and since my expectations for him were really low, I was happy.
Then he let some guy go back-door on him hard core in that game (not actually anal sex, he simply let a guy flash high and cut back and he got burnt on it, in a real bad way)

But I think I'm ready to give him some props, I'm still not sure that he can finish by the tin, but he is playing his ass off and hitting open 3's like its going out of style.
With Sherron driving and the D collapsing, have a guy like Reed all camped out in the corner to hit 3's is helping things out.

Pajamas = Brady
This little fucker I haven't been hating on as much, but I didn't give him that much credit early on. His D has been stellar, much better than I thought it would be and better than Sherron's.
And like Reed he clowns open J's and he even has a nice little pull up game and has shown some flashes of getting to the cup and finishing. Plus his black ass had some nice inbounds plays against the Vols on Saturday.

This is what has me hyped for the rest of the year, 2 dudes overachieving and not trying to do too much, Jamas knows he needs to play some silly D and hit some shots when there. Reed knows he needs to look excited and stand in the corner and hit shots if need be and they are both doing that.

Also now would be a great time to tell you that Mario Little could very well be redshirting and that really pisses me off because he doesn't need to be at KU for 3 years, plain and simple, he's starting to remind me of B Nash and that ain't good.
So Little, bite your lip and stop being a little bitch and play through it.

--------------------------------------------------------------------
Instead of not writing another entry let me take a minute to say I hope we beat the fucking holy shit out of Mich St. Why the fire? Well because that's how I operate, and because John Smoltz is a huge fan of the spartans, and he's a fucker so I want them to lose double bad now.
FUCK OFF SMOLTZ


Rock Chalk

Football recruiting - QB's

Signing day is a little less than a month away, so I'm going to break down each position every couple of days. Some positions are obviously done and some are not, so I'm going to starter with punter and QB on this one, because those slots are done and super easy and then we'll move into the other spots.

(NOTE - I SWITCHED THE SETTING AND NOW ANYONE CAN POST, AND YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT SAYING WHO YOU ARE SO BE LIKE LJ AND SHIEF AND POST COMMENTS, REMEMBER I LIVE TO SERVE)

Punter-
Rojas is the guy, no one coming on this year.


QB-
Christian Matthews

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzt9TPnfTWk

Athletic QB from Arlington, TX, teammates with another KU commit, Dexter Linton. Here's the thing with him, and I haven't watched the video above, but the film I've watched on him, made me think that he's very athletic and we need to find a way to get the ball in his hands. That being said, I don't think that's going to be as a QB. Kale Pick is going to do everything he can to lock that slot up and Jordan Webb will be in the mix too (obviously post TR5) So I think its a safe bet to assume that he is going to be moved to WR, too quick with the ball and talented to not have the ball in his hands and making plays.

Also, I am not Warriner or Mangino, so he could very well stay at QB, he has run the spread his whole life and kids that come out of TX have high football IQ's due to the 7 on 7 they play in the summer, most of the time. The good thing is he'll be a frosh when TR5 is a senior, so he'll redshirt and then he can learn the system and battle KP and Webb and if he's the guy, he's the guy if not he could easily transition to WR.

Jordan Webb-
Union City, MO
(sorry no youtubes)

This guy is sick, let me just be honest he can play. That's why I thought it was so funny this year when the KCstar, LJW and UDK all ran articles about KP being the shit, which he could be, but this guy is going to be tough to keep off the field. He's about 6-0 / 6-1 and he cal ball a lot, he's a dual threat that also plays in the spread, he reminds me a lot of TR5 in HS or that guy that pounds dudes in Columbia and picks his nose.
The best thing about this guy is that he took a lot of heat for picking KU over Mizz and he committed a long time ago, like 9 months ago. His house got vandalized by Mizzou fans and he stayed true and its turned into a situation where he hates Mizz now, which is good for us. He'll be a fun player to watch.

I think he's a semester graduate and will be in the spring game, but don't hold me to that. he's good though, him or KP will be taking over the reigns after TR5 is gone.

81 inches of WR

That's what you get when you get a 6-4 and a 6-5 WR to commit in the same day.

This happened yesterday, when KU locked up Chris Omigie who's 6-5 from Arlington, TX and held 15 scholly offers, so that means he's good.

Omigie is a skinny dude, 185, which means I am fatter than he is, but whatever. He's a perfect get for KU because he will most likely redshirt, I mean he isn't taking reps from KM wonderchild or the owner of the 6th best play in College Football per ESPN, Briscoe. So he'll take a shirt and get buffed up by Dawson in the new facility and be ready to roll as a RS-FR.

The other dude is 6-4 Erick McGriff, not only does he spell his first name like a certifiable badass, he's Fred McGriff's kid which is kind of scary, because the first game McGriff played in the ATL, the stadium caught on fire, and we don't need that in Lawrence.

Anyway, kid is a stud, said his main goal is to play as a true FR, which I like where his head is at, but I think its going to be tough for any FR WR to get on the field next year, with Briscoe, KM and Wilson already entrenched in the rotation, I guess Fields is gone so its possible.

But what I like about these guys is they are a matchup nightmare, I'd like to see Bill Synder put some 5-10 fucker on these guys and watch KP throw darts all over the turf.

Great weekend for Jayhawk fans, with the beating that Sherron Collins and Cole Aldrich administered to Tenn (which might be the most hood team out there, their starting lineup looked like a crime scene)

Ball out this week Hawks.

Rock Chalk

You're welcome for the free vacation

(above the 10th hottest waitrest at The Library, where I had lunch before the game, and oddly enough the wings, beer burger and rings combo did not hault my partying)

Since flying is about the most borning thing ever, I e-mailed myself for the blog and will post it all below, so you can feel like you went to Tempe, in essence I'm giving you a free vacation, all you have to do is tell 2 people and then they tell 2 people, its like Burn Lounge.

Hell fucking yeah I'm drinking beer before I would normally be up.
Also ran into my ex from college, the much herald churchie, 8 years I wonder if she has yet to touch a live penis, ?
I love flying frontier, I get to watch sportscenter and poop dinner from the night before, plus I have met the first person ever to make pigtails not look hot so that's a bummer.
KCI's highlight a mizzou fan telling me "we pay our coach 2.5 million and we can't beat you"Rb- " that's because our quarterback has balls"
Sexy.

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Shit ya in Denver, you probably know I lived in Ft. Collins, you probably also know that Kelting never came to visit me and that it also sucked a TR sized cock.
So some dude flooded the bathroom at the AP, which was fun.
Now I'm on the plane post sausage biscuit and mustard from the golden arches and I'm rippen ass like well actually I can't compare it to anything because I'm throwing warm air all over this plane.
Got about 6 hours or so til kick, so that's exciting.
Musical buddies for the trip so far-
Camp lo
Band of horses
Daft punk
Jay Z
Kayne West (pre-galactical on acid, I let some bitch break my heart Kayne)
Alright blogette's, I'm going to max out and dial down for a bit.More once we get to the desert.

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Well totally cut about 500 people and got in line.
Kind of seemed like a lot of different jersies were around us and some chasers, if you know what I mean, Strozier, Hereford all of em.
So I'm joking with the furture Mrs. Meier about how Steve Reesing is probably here too. And then this real hot older lady says "so you like number 5?"She's obviously respecting the double bowl patches, little cougar.
And she says, "Debbie Reesing, pleasure to meet you!"FUCKING SERIOUSLY!Meet Steve.Have an in depth convo with Debbie and Steve about the line picking up blitzes, winning in Austin next year and how next year we'll be even better (per Todd)Todd has bad luck flying and would actually like to go down on Dreiling instead of the other way around, hot.
So long story short. We didn't even tickets, because Debbie put us on her list, awesome.
Kisses-
RB @ the 50 yard line
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (I left this on here for the blog, because it makes me laugh when I think of "Sent from Stu's I-Phone")




So before I blog on le game, I gotta discuss the douche that sat behind that I'm sure has a pencil eraser for a dick and insecurites that would rival most sorritory bitches.This fucking guy, told us we were good at basketball, well no fucking shit you fucking genius, but hey anything must look good when you're jockin tubby ball.Dude proceeded to bang on us waving the wheat and then encouraged me to cheer and told me good job, he was a grad A, cock chugger.
So I pulled a move I don't normally roll with, and I was nice, for the record, I hated it.
I'm peppering this guy with shit for brains with questions about Decker and telling him how good his team is, while we were busy dropping 28 straight all over those pussies.
While were at it, the Big 10 should pack up shop and stop going to bowl games, because their shit is weak.


GAME-
Kudos to Thornton for smoking some weed and not making the trip, because I really enjoyed watching your replacement get fucked in the ass on the first two drives. Congrats on being like every other turd from Joe town to piss something away, I sware you better big noise next year hard core.
Let's get to the goods-
Rivera- might have got his big bad ass back in the mix for getting drafted, and I hope he does, he's unreal when healthy and he absolutely reorganized some dudes last night, love it.One last time-
RIVERAAAAAA

Joe Mo-Played great, sniffed out multiple screens, laid some thunder. Going to be hard to find someone that is crazier than him to play the MIKE.

Holt-Underrated, unheralded and for no reason. MVP of the D, this year and last night. And appaerently when coupled with TR5 can party so hard that D Fine has move to CO to get ready for the draft, that's quality.

Stuckey-Congrats, you earned the spot of the defense in the offense/defense party zone.

Briscoe-You are a bad fucker, I thought I was going to come unglued when you dropped that pass early on but I forgot that you were straight murdering fools plus this is the one guy I would not want to play in madden.
He'll either be making millions playing on Sunday's or riding that Madden Nation bus trying to get to New York, both would be entertaining.
Do me a favor and work your ass of this offseason so you can go pro and help us win the North.

KM-I love you. Its really just that simple. Loved that he was lobbying to run the WR pass to Warriner, studly. Caught everything, is clutch. No reason he won't be playing on Sunday's eventually. Will go down as one of my faves all time if not fave and that's because of this next dude.

TR5-We might as well change his name to unfucking real.14 passes completed in a row300 yards (avg per game as well)4 TD's in the first half(For the record, I'm not counting the INT at the end of the half, because the blocking was shitty)

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile