Chizoo

first off, let me just say that k-st's purple pants are AWESOME, nice move Princess, they look like what you would wear when you were 5 years old and your mom says, fuck it, wear what you want, and then you look like shit and invariably mom shows it to one of your girlfriends and that ruins any chance of scoring that night, K-st the anti-scoring machine.
love Mark May sucking Josh Freeman off, mark may is a douche, i'd like to take a dump on his head for sure, he's just upset because he went to Pitt and I know for a fact that Pitt sucks at everything.

So what is a Chizoo you might ask, well while driving today I saw a guy with a chiefs pullover and a mizzou hat, so he was turdariffic (josh freeman just got picked off, maybe he's not the best qb in the big 12)
so a chizoo is a combo between a chiefs fan and a mizzou fan, so I was wondering what's that like, one team has no quarterback the other has a really good quarterback, who's a pussy.
Why does Mizzou always run shotgun and why does chase line up 7-8 yards behind center instead of 5, is it because pinky is so worried that his fat turd qb might get hit, bunch of pussies, could also have to do with the fact that no center in his right mind is going to let chase touch his butt, because chase daniel throws passes and smashes asses, dudes that is.

so I've concluded that a chizoo has very minimal social skills, a warped concept of what good football is, is fat, most likely unemployed, usually argues about how awesome their team is and is CERTAIN to mention it when they beat you.
A Chizoo wears a 2003 afc west champions shirt with a cotton bowl hat, does not own a final four shirt and can't even spell national championship, they can't spell CAT either but let's not pile on.
A Chizoo is the type of person that kelting's calls me about and says you should see this loser at the bus stop, an a chizoo is at the bus stop because they either can't afford a car or insurance, a byproduct of not being employed, or a dui. A chizoo has a starter jacket, oh yeah they have a starter jacket, and you can never tell what they are drinking because its always covered with a brown bag.

enough with the chizoo, seriously they should be lucky they got this much virtual ink
(josh freeman throws ANOTHER pick right after a successful fake punt, love it more than Josh Freeman's bald head, but at least him and the Princess match now)

hoops recruiting, well X isn't coming this weekend now, let me just say I hate 18 year olds, it used to be because I wasn't scoring a lot at that age but now its because I'm 27 and they frustrate me with them changing their minds and leading people on, fuck 18 year olds, and obviously he'll change his mind and go to KU and i'll be talking about how he's the coolest thing since jello.
so i have no idea who the hell will be a freshman bball player on the hill in 09, but I trust NCHCBS (national champion head coach bill self for those of you scoring at home) will bring some elite talent in.
KANSAS BASKETBALL NEVER REBUILDS WE ONLY RELOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO if X picks memphis more power to him I hope he enjoys playing in such a competitive conference, imagine how jacked up he's going to be playing UAB, WOW. What an opportunity and he'll get to play in the fed ex forum, gay, what kind of tradition is in the fed ex forum, will Calamari be hyping up the time they started to offer saturday delivery, hell i'd commit on the spot, sign my white ass up, or maybe they'll close him on late pick ups that are available, hey 8:30 at front street and 9:30 at the airport, FYI.

I hope X does wind up at KU, I really do but I wish he would stop leading me on like a chick, whenever you're a dude and you act like a chick, its not a good thing, so be dude and go to KU.
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