Monday, October 27, 2008

Josh Freeman is coming to town

For what its worth, freaking Adam Barmann could march his unreliable ass over from Free State and drop 300 yards on us, so that's flattering.

So at Panera today getting some lit support fuel and the chick in front of me is named Marta, as in the public transit system in the Atl, are you fucking joking, maybe next week I'll meet someone named the L like in Chi-town, that'd be cute.

Had some drinks at the Kona Grill on Friday and as everyone knows I hate the plaza, its the lamest and dumbest place ever, its like OP all dressed up, sucks dick. But that place smelled like bleach and insecurities, classic, I'm guessing the bleach was from all the chicks that were puking to look skinny for their coke snorting boyfriends or future husbands, douche mania.

anyway back to our football squad, they basically showed us the football equivalent to having a chick agree to a date just so you have to spend a ton of cash and then she wants to go to a place where all her friends are so they can laugh at you and tell you how fat you look and that you have a small dick, FUN

you've got an offense that is pretty decent except for when jeff spikes is called on to block anything, dude gets his shit tossed all over the place, if I was reesing I'd just throw the rock into dudes kidneys and tell him to fuck off, hatch played shitty too on the O line and I loved how we stopped running the ball at least maybe we could have kept it respectable.
but instead we left the D out there to get ass fucked for 60 minutes by that whiny bitch Graham harrell, how fucked is a name like Graham, what was cracker already taken or is his sister marta, douche fuck.

I kept thinking they should press on the WR's and play bump and run and I know some people think that would have opened the deep ball, but who cares its better than them picking us apart all the way down the field, and who knows they could have missed on some deep balls, but we'll never know.

We're all banged up, our confidence is shot, there's going to be a ton of no shows on Saturday, book that shit, and its early and our pussy ass fair weather football fans will be real quiet, so it should be a good time.

they better get their shit straight because you can't lose to Josh Freeman, no way, losing to him is not cool, it'd be worse than losing to Beasley, at least beasley has to see chalmers ring everyday, and beat off to it, because they can't even spell jewlery at K-sucks.

my blood pressure just rose a shit ton from writing this, but oh well, I haven't felt right since saturday.

the only cool thing that happened on saturday was when the ignorant fucking annoying gay ass moron behind us said his 2oth stupid thing and 193950 dropped a "dumb shit he wasn't even fucking close" something about 193950 dropping a dumb shit bomb on that tool was great.
he wouldn't shut up about how we should be passing the ball down the field, but he also revealed that he didn't know who jake sharp was or briscoe but he knew who Fields was, yeah they guy that had zero catches, asshat, that guy was a fart in a mitten

apparently on this blog there is a comments section, so feel free to drop some knowledge on me, like how i can't spell or i ramble or that i have a small dick its all good.
rock chalk

1 comment:

Jeff Dreiling said...

Todd,

Good post on this weekend's game. Let's go ahead and call a spade a spade.

1) Clint Bowen, Bill Young you are not. All I can hear is Leach signing (in Shaq's voice) Bowen, tell me how my ass taste. and then on backup vocals all I get is Bill Young from Southbeach signing: Mangino you can't do with me. Bowen, tell me how my ass taste. Kansas can't do without me....

What a complete ass raping. sad

2) I don't care what the score is, KU will not win another game this year if we continue to give up on the run. We CANNOT win with passing alone. No wonder TR5 was forcing the ball into tight spaces he has no business trying (reminds me of Prom night). For christ sake, what else is he supposed to do? the o-line can't block, we have become one dimensional which exposes the line like Paris Hilton on a GGW video and if he doesn't do it, who will? Not TR5's fault.

Also, look on the bright side. Looks like Tennessee will be looking for a new hc this offseason and Mangino was rumored to be on the short list. When we finish 5-7, that should take care of that.

Your welcome for posting. Try to mix in a happy pill every once in a while. You are fucking depressing.

LJ