Predictions for the Sunflower shootout

The D will get a turnover
KM will haul in 6 catches, actually its going to be 4 catches or 9, no in between, hoping for 9
Sharp is going to get OFF for 150 yards
We'll run the shovel pass more than once
we'll run that dumb screen pass more than once
Go ahead and bet your first born that TR5 is going to drop 4 TD's on that ass
KU will win by double digits
I will breathe easy knowing that we are bowl elegible

To those of you attending the game----
Bring it as Eric Lund, from Eric Lund's 11th & Mississippi tailgate, likes to say 1st down is 3rd down
And its ok to scream and make racket before the ball is snapped, this is kind of exhausting but not really, so do it
Try to not be like kelting, aka, don't be so fucked that when you get in to the stadium you are no good to anyone, he's working on this, so you should too.
the following statements are encouraged

1- Josh Freeman uses soul glo, its some brother hair deal, this is a fact
2- prince is gay
3- where's jordy
4- josh freeman loves dudes
5- hell yes TR, another TD
6- ballgame

Rock Chalk and see everyone tomorrow

Tell us how our ass taste

So what's a Jayhawk to do right now, wait for us to pound K-st on Saturday, wait for hoops exhibition, Tuesday, wait for Self to finish up another top 5 recruiting class, yawn.
Instead we can check the Hawks in the NBA dominating.
Last night Chalmers went for 17 points, 7 assists and 8 boards, and only 1 TO.
Beasley, k-st'er, went for 9pts and 4 boards.
So wreck it, Beasley got less rebounds than a point guard, wait a 6-7 PF that isn't strong can't rebound, smooth.
Hopefully after the game Chalmers asked the Beas if he wanted to look at his ring.
last night brings up another good point, when mario and shady were entertaining ladies at the rookie symposium why did they have to cover for beasley? should beasley's bitch ass had to of covered for them.
Let's see both of them went to a final four and won a national championship, they also won the conference, same conference as beas, and won the league tourney, the same tourney that beas got knocked out in his first game in.
So while I think it was dumb they were hanging with beas anyway, his one eye open ass should have been covering for mario and shady, also Beas hasn't been on SI, either. Just sayin.

Oh shit, what's that, Shady, who didn't even start and he dropped 11 points, 2 more than beas, and 15 boards, that's 11 more than beas, if you are keeping score at home.

I'm pretty sure Bill Walker didn't play the other night for the Celts, but I know that the NBA Finals MVP, Paul Pierce, Jayhawk, did, he dropped 27.

Why is it that guys from KU get recognized as the best player at the highest level of competition...
OH I know, because we're fucking Kansas and we invented the game, we are College Basketball, that's why, because we don't let someone punk us in our crib 24 years in a row, that's why.

Getting really excited for the hoops season and watching the team grow, and wondering who might be the next Jayhawk to dominate the league, could be Sherron or Cole and Tyshawn Taylor in time, plus the double dunk twins, hey remember that, that sounds like a t-shirt.

i know this sounds like a pro KU anti-kst blog, as it should, but it should also be noted that Hinrich, who gets his jersey retired this year, as he should, had 15 and 7 and shot the ball better than D rose, yeah the same guy that cried on 4-7-8, but because he lost, while I was rocking tears of Joy.

Just to make sure that beas, sucks anus, Collison had 7 points too and he doesn't even look to score.

So instead of thinking that our football team doesn't know how to tackle, remember that we own roundball
Rock Chalk

I think we are going to be Tinman, Lion and Scarecrow

Since I only have one roommate, I know no one else knows about this kid over here (look left)

(Blogger note- I jsut figured out how to put a picture in this bitch, so watch the F out)

Do you ever get the feeling that everyone is out to get you? Well I don't usually but this little kid here is obviously out to get me. Here's the deal that little get up that he has is $50, i've spent twice as much as that on little baseball figures that are sitting in Kelting's basement, so the money isn't hampering me from getting it.

Its the fact that I'm not five years old, so I am unable to enjoy this deal.

This is more than a Halloween thing too, if they made this for short fat guys, I'd wear this shit all the time, like to every football game, doesn't that thing look warm? it does to me! I'd wear it out socially, it wouldn't hurt every chick I hang out with thinks I'm a huge prick and well I don't have friends and when I forget Kelting reminds me, so I can't see me having this thing as a bad thing.

I bet I'd meet a lot of people, I bet I'd get to take pictures with random people, I even think I'd get a free drink or two out of the deal.

SO WHY WHY, I ask? I need this thing, I'm going to figure out a way to get some extra blue material and have someone make this shit for me, and then I'm going to rock it all the time, it might even encourage me to lose a pound or two because if you are going to roll around the most boring city in America you need to look good as the Jayhawk, I'm sure all the douches in OP will think this is me being immature and not growing up, well they can come over to my crib for Halloween and I'll give them a eat a dick on a bun with mustard, because I'm a nice guy and mustard is good stuff.

Rock Chalk

If I had to raise 25K, I'd sell my car

Here's what a loyal reader of this sweet ass blog had to say, sorry that everyone else was too busy to comment after the worst beating KU football has endured in some time...
Todd,
Good post on this weekend's game. Let's go ahead and call a spade a spade.
1) Clint Bowen, Bill Young you are not. All I can hear is Leach signing (in Shaq's voice) Bowen, tell me how my ass taste. and then on backup vocals all I get is Bill Young from Southbeach signing: Mangino you can't do with me. Bowen, tell me how my ass taste. Kansas can't do without me....What a complete ass raping. sad

2) I don't care what the score is, KU will not win another game this year if we continue to give up on the run. We CANNOT win with passing alone. No wonder TR5 was forcing the ball into tight spaces he has no business trying (reminds me of Prom night). For christ sake, what else is he supposed to do? the o-line can't block, we have become one dimensional which exposes the line like Paris Hilton on a GGW video and if he doesn't do it, who will? Not TR5's fault.

Also, look on the bright side. Looks like Tennessee will be looking for a new hc this offseason and Mangino was rumored to be on the short list. When we finish 5-7, that should take care of that. Your welcome for posting. Try to mix in a happy pill every once in a while. You are fucking depressing.LJ

I'm Todd, in case there was any confusion, I'd like to be TR5 / KM, but I am not smart enough to morph it into a cool nickname,

Here's what LJ is saying, I am depressing, well yes, I am, I see me naked everyday, its not cool to be me lately, especially if you date it back to Saturday.
Do I blame Bowen, let me think.... YEAH, but not entirely, last year we somehow managed to never get injured it was unreal, and this year, we've got a DT who quit because he was injured all the time, we've got another DT that is on the groung all the time, another DT that couldn't walk himself off the field on Saturday, we have a OG, that is always getting dinged up, you've got a starting corner getting the ambulence to drag his ass off the field and a starting wide reciever who was our top reciever coming back, in number of catches, who missed the first four games and you can argue has done really nothing productive this year.

So I blame Bowen for sure, because his cupboard was not bare at all, but I also blame the spread offenses that we keep seeing for our struggles.
At the end of the day we NEED to get some athletes, speed kills, ask Ohio State, and we are sorely lacking in that area.
In addition to having a lack of playmakers on the defensive side of the ball, we have basically shoved our dicks between our legs on O and become super easy to read, stack set oh shit its the screen, shovel pass, we get it and so do other teams.

We need to come out and run the ball, eat some clock and keep the D fresh, plus once Prince gets cute and stacks the box, we can let Briscoe and KM get loose, then we'll win and TR5 and KM will go bang the entire student body, or at least the really hot portion of it, they don't need slump busters.


Listening to Mangino at his press conference, he's red hot pisssed and he's ready to drop a cleveland steamer on Josh Freeman's high school musical looking ass. Purple is running their mouths again and when you have Grimmace at the helm, its expected.

I get these feelings from time to time, I did not have this feeling last weekend, I did have it before we played UNC in April, and I have it right now, that we are going to Kick some fucking skulls in, yeah you heard me, break some orbital bones, fuck up the way dude looks, and lay it on real thick.
If there's one thing this team is, its resilent and I look for them to come out and make some plays on the D, and for TR5 to return to his old form (not that he hasn't been himself, but JC himself would have been pressing on Saturday) and rack up some big yards, KM looks right, Sharp is turning into a real consistent threat and I look for Quigley to come in and hammer out some yards against the weak run D of the team that is led by the coach formerly known as Prince.
So don't forget your power towel, bring it to every game, and get ready.
HAWKS by 14
Rock Chalk

Josh Freeman is coming to town

For what its worth, freaking Adam Barmann could march his unreliable ass over from Free State and drop 300 yards on us, so that's flattering.

So at Panera today getting some lit support fuel and the chick in front of me is named Marta, as in the public transit system in the Atl, are you fucking joking, maybe next week I'll meet someone named the L like in Chi-town, that'd be cute.

Had some drinks at the Kona Grill on Friday and as everyone knows I hate the plaza, its the lamest and dumbest place ever, its like OP all dressed up, sucks dick. But that place smelled like bleach and insecurities, classic, I'm guessing the bleach was from all the chicks that were puking to look skinny for their coke snorting boyfriends or future husbands, douche mania.

anyway back to our football squad, they basically showed us the football equivalent to having a chick agree to a date just so you have to spend a ton of cash and then she wants to go to a place where all her friends are so they can laugh at you and tell you how fat you look and that you have a small dick, FUN

you've got an offense that is pretty decent except for when jeff spikes is called on to block anything, dude gets his shit tossed all over the place, if I was reesing I'd just throw the rock into dudes kidneys and tell him to fuck off, hatch played shitty too on the O line and I loved how we stopped running the ball at least maybe we could have kept it respectable.
but instead we left the D out there to get ass fucked for 60 minutes by that whiny bitch Graham harrell, how fucked is a name like Graham, what was cracker already taken or is his sister marta, douche fuck.

I kept thinking they should press on the WR's and play bump and run and I know some people think that would have opened the deep ball, but who cares its better than them picking us apart all the way down the field, and who knows they could have missed on some deep balls, but we'll never know.

We're all banged up, our confidence is shot, there's going to be a ton of no shows on Saturday, book that shit, and its early and our pussy ass fair weather football fans will be real quiet, so it should be a good time.

they better get their shit straight because you can't lose to Josh Freeman, no way, losing to him is not cool, it'd be worse than losing to Beasley, at least beasley has to see chalmers ring everyday, and beat off to it, because they can't even spell jewlery at K-sucks.

my blood pressure just rose a shit ton from writing this, but oh well, I haven't felt right since saturday.

the only cool thing that happened on saturday was when the ignorant fucking annoying gay ass moron behind us said his 2oth stupid thing and 193950 dropped a "dumb shit he wasn't even fucking close" something about 193950 dropping a dumb shit bomb on that tool was great.
he wouldn't shut up about how we should be passing the ball down the field, but he also revealed that he didn't know who jake sharp was or briscoe but he knew who Fields was, yeah they guy that had zero catches, asshat, that guy was a fart in a mitten

apparently on this blog there is a comments section, so feel free to drop some knowledge on me, like how i can't spell or i ramble or that i have a small dick its all good.
rock chalk

late night

I've been meaning to write about this since last friday but here it is

Best late night EVER.
The low point was when the body's conned my sister into saving them a spot in line, so while I spent my day off in line for nearly 4 hours, those 2 bums showed up literally 5 minutes before the doors opened, but they had to work all day so i can understand, PAUSE, they didn't work all day, so that was a cute move, real solid, and yes they know I am pissed at them so don't think i'm cowering in the blogosphere, they are aware.

onto the festivities, the women skip skip
The videos were unreal, i cried at least 5 different times, and I had a revelation, it just hit me. I always knew it and embraced and used to to talk smack, but do you realize we got to attend a university where the guy that INVENTED the game coached, let that shit marinate, that is unreal, that is some serious history, no one else can say that.

It was such a huge night for recruiting and it has already yielded a commit from Elijah Johnson of Vegas, good player with potential to be great, and it should be yielding us a top 10 talent at the wing in the next week or so.

The obviously highlight of the evening was the temporary national CHAMPS banner, it was great we were sitting below it a ways and it was so cool to watch and have that extreme sense of pride and joy and we're so much fucking better than everyone else all at once it was great.

The team looks young, duh, but very talented they're are some good ball players out there and we are going to be good this year and fun to watch for sure and I don't think the twins can switch teams like one of them did during the scrimmage so eventually we should be able to tell them apart, maybe.
Thyshawn taylor is a stud, love the kid
Rock Chalk

The we accidentally got drunk watching the OU game

SO, I'm talking to the Emeril of 11th & Mississippi and he's talking season, i'm calling it another swing game.
KU wins they have every opportunity to win the North a loss and its a 1 year wonder, our defense is soft, the line is weak blah blah etc al.
KU needs this win for a couple of reasons
1- recruiting will start to pick up here in the next couple of weeks, high school seasons will be over and kids will be taking visits in anticipation for the Feb. signing period.
KU needs another LB, a DE or 2, they have NO WR's in the class so far, they need another RB. So they need a feel good event to pimp to these kids, beating a top 10 team on your turf is that event
2- like i mentioned a W would validate last years success, it would show that we are better than our record
3- it would make us bowl eligible
4- this would be the win over a highly rated team that we haven't had sans Va Tech, but we have to get over the OB, and move ahead as a program

Here's what HAS to happen for a W this week--
The D has to get a TO, shouldn't be that hard
Crawford needs to continue to return KO's, Tech will score so there will be ample opportunities to get got field position and Crawford is the guy to do that (side note - Joc has bee great on KO coverage as well, made a couple of tackles in the CU game and was in the mix against OU as well)
Run the ball- there was a play in the OU game, early in the game when it was scoreless or KU was down 7 or less and they ran Sharp for 1 yard, and I said that is a great play, you didn't lose yards so that's good and 1 yard is better than no yards, it keeps the clock running, helps the D rest and sets up the pass or at the very least says hey we might run the ball. If sharp has 100 yards again we will be in very good shape, but we need to control the ball and running it will do that

I really encourage everyone that is attending this game to drink some red bull in the am or black coffee or snort some lines, whatever it takes, we really need to be loud early and often, no more of this laize fair OP bullshit where you wish the game wasn't during prime grocery shopping hours, get your ass there, that this game isn't sold out makes me sick, and when kids pass on KU for other programs this is the one thing I look at and I say, I can't blame them.
The atmosphere for homecoming should be awesome, everyone should be in high spirits, this is a game we can and should win, but everyone has to do their part and that means being loud, staying the whole time and suporting your Hawks, freaking team is on a nice little run at Memorial and happens to be in the top 20, just sayin.

One more thing-
We need more consistency from the WR position.
KM has been solid throughout, and he didn't do that well against OU but he did make a couple of nice plays.
Briscoe played great in week 1 and last week other than that he's been all over the place.
fields has NOT caught more than 2 passes in any game yet this year
Wilson was an animal against South FL but has been absent since
patterson had that one good game, but he's been gone

So someone needs to step it up, 2 people for that matter we should be able to have 3 guys with over 80 yards in the game, I'll say Briscoe, Fields and KM and Sharp will have at least 40 yards recieving, 150 total yards
KU by 13
Rock Chalk

Homecoming

First of all, I am going to play nickel primarily and use more 3 man rushes that usual because Harrell has only been sacked once this year and KU is better off having more people in the secondary than going after him.
7-0 Tech, marched it right down the field neve even got to a 3rd down capped by a 4 yard rush
TR sacked FUMBLE
14-0 tech
4th and Inches and Tech rips off a 50 yard TD pass, nice
21-0, still 1st qrt
At the end of the 1st quarter mangino is pissed, I'm confused and TR threw a pick in the red zone on 4th and 3
28-0, KU has 3rd and 3 at midfield
KM to the rescue 28-7
KM again 28-14
In one of the most insane finishes to a half, KU runs the 2 minute offense like a charm scoring on a TR sneak to make it 28-20, then kicker (who's not even on the team any longer, but x box doesn't know that) misses the XP
28-20 Tech 7 seconds left in the half
after a batted ball Tech has 2 seconds left
instead of throwing the hail mary they throw an out and Kendrick Harper picks it off, TOUCHDOWN KANSAS
28-26
2 pt try- little curl by KM
tie game homies
28-28 at the half, and I just talked to Kelting and he seems like he is sober and is going to be able to drink for a long period of time after the game, this is good sign for the economy and a bad sign for my liver and possibly my hair
TR gets a bruised elbow on the first drive and has to come out but will return soon
Meanwhile at the batcave, KM plays Boywonder and runs for a first down
Jake Sharp or white heat or whatever you call him, dominates for 42 yards and hits pay dirt off a pass from KM
35-28
This also is a good time to add if this was my fantasy team, I'd be kicking ass, but its not and my make believe team still sucks
F, midway through the 3rd and tech has exposed our secondary and lack of fundamentals in tackling and it 35 all, giddy up
After a HUGE tackle by James Holt, KU stops tech at the 21 yard line on 4th down, KU's ball as we head to the fourth quarter
Blogger note- I have figured out that tech is doing the same thing that OU did, get the ball to the receivers that are matched up with our LB's and run them on slants and streaks. To combat this, and I think Mangino and staff are already all over this, I am rushing 3 having my LB's play zone and my safeties are playing zone while my corners play man or soft coverage, its working well.
Tech scored and KU was marching really nicely right down the field and then sharp decided to fumble the ball so that's fun, 2:49 left in the game and hopefully KU can get a quick stop
No stop Tech up 14
KU gets a quick strike but can't recover the onside, and lose
whatever, fucking stupid ass x box is fake anyway
look for the real Jayahwks to give up a ton of points but to score even more on Saturday
49-35 KU
Rock Chalk

Late Night

Blog nation-
In T minus 51 minutes, i'll be getting in Eddie V2.0 and heading to L town, not sure what the day will entail but I do know I'm going to crush some wheel grub. I love the wheel now that I'm out of school but when I was in school I couldn't get down with it, too much popped color and not enough weed.
Other than that I'll probably just max out and relax, someone told me that the Shenago Lounge is out of business so I'm not sure where I can go drink at 10:30AM, probably looking a sixxer and sitting in my car in an alley on Mass, that's just because I'm classy if I was hood of ghetto I'd go clown beers on the tennis courts at haskell, but I'm a classy fellow.

KU-OU
We could win, but honestly I am so tired, its hard for me to care about this game, we really just need to get our asses back to lawrence healthy, but there is the possibility that TR5 could go off and we win, which would be sick or really cool, whatever venacular you are more comfortable with.

late night-
i was just thinking that every year I go to late night I write something catchy on my calendar like "it starts here" or "san antonio here we come" because you hope its the start of something bad ass, and now its going to be a celebration of something bad ass.
I don't even really remember what I was thinking after the game, just that I wish I was parting with 193950, its too much shit going on, seeing KM, Rivera and Joe Crack, Mass Street, dudes peeing all over the place, just total chaos. And in that I think that's the beauty of the whole thing, you think about how you would react if you won the whole fucking thing and then Chalmers gets all nuts on it and we throw and 5 person teabag at memphis and its ball game, Rock Chalk Championship, and you don't know what to do, there's students on the court with 18 seconds left, they start the music from the intro video, the fact that my brain didn't explode is a miracle.
So here we are

Months after the fact and 1 dude that played meaningful minutes in the championship game and we are ready to kick off another year of Kansas basketball and I'm jacked.
I'm even more fired up about the prospects of signing some serious talent from the class of 09.
Rock Chalk

p.s. - I'd go gay for KM

Black and Gold will never be better than Crimson and Blue

Yesterday was a GREAT day. On top of the loser Colorado fans I saw yesterday, and whats up with the cowbells? Stupid ass hippies, losers. I loved the "run ralphie run" shirts, genius, and how brutal are they that they barely mustered 200 yards against our defense, pretty sad, well at least they can go back to their clean thin air in the mountains and sip on fat tire and talk about their log cabins, douche bags.
Another squad of black and good made my night. Chase I am now officially gay Daniel, looked brilliant. He's not going to win the heisman throwing 3 picks and losing at home, but I'm sure he'll fare better at Texas this week, Texas is no Ok St. So let's make sure this is clear, Chase the Heisman wears a skull cap underneath his helmet, who does that? that is white? and now he has that trendy mohawk, he's such the fattest vagina ever, and then he rocks a different number to honor his buddy who died 4 years ago? He couldn't do that back then, he had to wait until he was on national tv and in the heisman race, what a prick.
Remember ass fucker chase, called out NU last week for being dirty, and then it was MIZ ZOU, that was doling out late hits like it was hot and leading with the helmet time after time, great 80's song, but other teams are dirty. Chase the Heisman is a pussy, a fag and huge arrogant prick, congrats on being like every other athlete at missery, one who never wins any national awards, or conference awards for that matter and will never win a national title.

KU-
Still hard to get a pulse on this squad but they are 5-1 and they have TR5. While TR5 did not throw for 300 yards yesterday, he did make the difference between us winning and losing, he threw some absolute lazers out there yesterday and kept plays alive like he always does. I'm at the point now where, I am just glad that he is our QB, and I'm not sure we ever see anyone like him ever again, dude is a stud.
Playing at OU won't be easy and i'm sure will be the dog, but that's why you play the games, and with TR5 on our squad there isn't anyone we can't beat.

Late Night is this Friday and Self just got a 5 star recruit in Thomas Robinson, the dominoes will start to fall and I look for KU to come out real nice.
Rock Chalk

Apologies

To the guy who told me he tried to put a comment in the comments section, but was unable to because he couldn't remember his password, which isn't my problem, but he mentioned that I unintentionally forgot to mention TR5 for dominating on Saturday.
So here's to you LJ----
TR5 threw for 319 yards on Saturday and needs 325 yards to have 1K in 3 games which is sick, not even Josh Freeman can do that. (remember I said he'd get the 1K in 3, so I'm pretty close)
I don't have the numbers in front of me and I don't remember where I saw them, but with 33 completions he will be the all time leader in completions, look for this to go down at OU, he already holds a whole mess load of records, I think passing yards is the next to go and that could happen at home against K-sucks, which would be fitting.

From KU-----
QB Todd Reesing (435) needs 33 pass completions to pass Franks Seuer (467) for the KU career record.
Reesing (4) needs one 300-yard passing game to tie the school record he set last year with five 300-yard games.
Reesing (5,785) needs 104 total offense yards to pass Chip Hilleary (5,888) for second on the KU career total offensive yard chart.
Reesing (144) needs 29 pass completions to pass David Jaynes (172) for fifth on the KU season completions list.

Shout out from the tall Doug Flutie, 5-6" ish guys gotta stick together, was talking on College Football Live last night about nontraditional throws and improvising and made it a point to show some TR5 love.
This is what gets lost in all the, Rivera is he hurt mix, dad calling the radio show, the O line is weak, whose the RB, why do the corners play soft coverage a lot, freaking GUN Slinger.
TR5 just makes freaking plays, and that's what's awesome, it doesn't matter what the play called it, he's going to exhaust every option for a down field pass and if need be tuck it and run his fine little ass down the field.
Plus when is the last time you saw a KU QB, have enough of a clue to throw the ball away, oh you couldn't think of one, good there isn't one.

TR5 is going to get shunned in the Big 12 awards and the national awards, this is very clearly going to happen, but not to worry, he should have his name in the ring of honor, I'm not joking.

This weekend, Kelting got permission to go to Lawrence with me so we are heading to get beer after work today.
Also it (calling the ticket office, Adam at the ticket office, and big ups to Adam, dude is a stud, always drops the knowledge I need, said there is in the neighborhood of 100 tickets still available) so it should be and it freaking damn well better be a sell out, that place needs to be rocking, getting all jacked up for DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL.
I want to win every game, but I have some added juice for this game, as you know I lived in CO after college, it was gay, that place sucks everyone is a hippy, everyone drinks fat tire, not a lot of hot chicks overall not a good scene of events. Plus some chick that hangs out at our tailgate has a sister who goes to CU, and her sister thinks CU is awesome, well she's dumb as the shit I threw in the toilet last night and I'd love nothing more than to drop a F bomb laden tirade on her about how stupid CU is, but they have weed!

party out, lunch break is over.
Rock Chalk

A more coherent list of reasons you should go to Lawrence

This e-mail sneaked its way onto my blackberry on Sunday and I needed to share it with people, and if you've never had a grilled krispy kreme then you haven't lived, 5-1 here we come, without further pause from the chef of the baddest tailgate in the land...


Calling all KU Football fans to Lawrence, Kansas this coming Saturday!

Top 10 Reasons to attend KU vs. CU:

1. Preliminary weather forecast calling for partly cloudy skies and 66 degrees.
2. Big 12 home opener...or as the opposing coach Dan Hawkins would say..."IT'S THE BIG 12!...IT'S NOT INTRAMURALS!!"
3. A shot at lucky 13...as in # of consecutive home victories...yes, Memorial Stadium is turning in quite the lion's den. You are a witness.
4. 11:30 a.m. kickoff = grilled Krispy Kremes.
5. Ressing to Meier is quickly becoming the most potent pass-catch combination in the nation.
6. CU's mascot, Ralphie, served up Biscuits & Gravy style. That's right...Buffalo sausage!
7. Saturdays in October are dedicated to College Football...NOT yard work, golf, or Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
8. Bloodys and Screwdrivers and Mimosas..Oh My!
9. RIVERA!!! He's baaaack...(to be read by the late Carol Anne from Poltergeist)
10. As always...First Down is Third Down!

See you Saturday.


(bloggers note: as of 1PM, according to the gal at 1-800-34-HAWKS, this game is NOT NOT soldout)

Thoughts rom ISU

God Bless, KM, TR5 and Mangino/Rivera/ Mortenson/ Jamal Greene/ Richard Johnson JR

Down 20 at the half, you complete 2 passes for over 100 yards to your 3 rd string RB, 2 TD's to your back up QB 2 passes to a WR that has exactly ZERO catches this year and complete a big pass to a guy who this time last year was at the same HS as the guys of 311.

When you hold a team to 3 consecutive 3 and outs and score on your frist 3 possesions you are doing well.
KM is pretty much the shit, the guy doesn't work that much at WR, comes out of half time, is the first guy out of the tunnell has me and megtropoly thinking he's going to be the QB but instead dude hauls in 2 TD's, one on 4th and 6th which was HUGE and catches everything thrown to him.

You have 2 guys who are talented from the state of Kansas and they go nuts. Jake Sharp goes for nearly 200 yards of total O and Mike Rivera is breaking cats like its his JOB.
Rivera was able to be gap sound all day long and bring a intensity that was sorely needed, and don't discount the fact that he smacked fools hard all day long.

Jake Sharp who has sucked all year, played like he was the best player in Kansas his senior year, he ran hard and smart, he got into space due to defensive miscues and due to his unwillingness to go down.
Guy was HUGE, without Jake Sharp this is a 3-2 team fighting for a bowl appearance, now they have a SHOT at a BCS, the cotton bowl and the HolidayBowl.

I do not know where the Hawks will wind up but at least dude to the 3W, (3 whites) Sharp, Rivera and KM, they could be in for a bowl that will have us talking
Rock Chalk

Also I love my girlfriend

A cry for help / just back from Ames

I'll be honest, I know a lot of people do not read this blog, and that is ok by mem but I need the people that read it to alert their friends, coworkers and people that they some how have the e-mail addresses for.

Today, I drove nearly 500 miles, paid for gas that has become increasing expensive and paid $65 per ticket to see a nationaly ranked team play a team that wasn't worth a shit.
I am in no way wanting or needing confirmation that I am a good KU fan, I merely want to show that if I can do this, you can do what I am about to ask you.

KU is ranked #16 as it stands right now, there is a very good chance that we will move up when the polls are revealed in the next 48 hours. That is a top 15 program, in your backyard, that you could go enjoy.
What else are you going to do OP dogs, try to concieve a baby, go shopping, rest from your overly stressful job?
FUCK YOU, I am trying to not have a kid, not go shpping and rest is for the weary or Mizzou fans go, go Chase.

KU is trying to establish itself amongst the nations elite, and its a battle every week, but we have guys that are willing to give it all every Saturday. So the least you can do is get your ass to the CU and Tech games.

BUY TICKETS

you can go to kuathletics.com or call 1-800-34-HAWKS
to get tickets.

I am the first to admit that wining a National Championship on Basketball was the most amazing time ever, but we do not have to be one dimensional.
I am not asking you of much, make the call or log on and get your duckets, get to Lawrence.
If there is anything I can do to help get you to Lawrence, I will gladly help, the more crimson and BLUE, the better.

Lawrence is a great place on its own.
Add a great and Gritty football team and there is no reason you shouldn't be there.

Ask yourself how proud you were when KU was down 20-0 and dropped 28 straight on ISU, ask yourself and your friends if you'd like to get in on some of that or support something like that.

I pour every inch of me, which isn't a lot, I am short, but I give it all I got, I am sunburned, my voice is shot, and my body aches from today, I am asking you to give 10% of what I give and get the greatest place on earth and watch a team that will give you everything they have.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk,
rb

I don't even feel bad

about making fun of the porker high school chick I saw yesterday and laughing that she had a T bell cup, seemed about right.
that South Florida lost

Big Weekend for RB, heading to the glorious state of Iowa, which I have been informed by someone who has spent time there that it "has the most butt fucking fags ever" so looking forward to guarding my 2 hole all day saturday.
you'll remember that I predicted that TR5 would throw for 1K between the SHS, ISU and CU games, well he's ahead of schedule and needs to average 322 over the next 2 games to make this a reality, I also and going to throw it out there that in another 3 game stretch, T Tech, K Sucks and Corncobbers he'll throw for another 1K, he should be the number 1 all time passer at KU before the bowl game.

props to all the pussy KU fans that didn't buy season tickets but did pony up and sell out the Josh Freeman circus and Texas game, should be nice to have a bunch of people that are most likely from JOCO, that we'll get all upset when someone stands in front of them or the rip his fucking head off, great times, reallllly looking forward to seeing those people there.

Can't stress how big tomorrow is, on TV to win on the road, gotta have this game and next week if we have any grand plans for total global domination in football.

BREAKING NEWS------------------

The rivera (defense) of offense & defense will be making the trip to Ames, but will not be making its first appearance outside of lawrence unless completely necessary, dude is playing like bollocks and until he gets his game right will go Todd both ways.
If, and I am hoping that it does happen, MR gets right and buries some dudes early in the game, I'll throw the jersey on, but you gotta realize you need to be special to be on the offense defense board, so get right son and help the O & D keep representing baby baby.

you know who you are- I hope you throw more 8 ropers than a rodeo this weekend, and try not to cry when you reach that magical place.

War me finding my KU poster tonight in JoTown, war winning by 21 points and war TR throwing for 400 yards and 4 TD's
Good night NOW
Rock Chalk