This is an e-mail I got this morning

I think it is a huge mistake that Coastal Carolina is holding off on throwing their stud against us today. I hope we take that decision and shove it up their ass. I know they are ranked 15 and think they are pretty good, but the fact remains that they have only played one school this year that ranks in the top 25. Oh wait, I forgot, we played a top 25 team in conference almost every weekend. I hope we kick their ass.